Just beat Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2

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OK, total spoiler at the end, but it's hilarious



Hulk- ku

Stark send Hulk to space
But Hulk come back very mad
Moon not made of cheese!

Hulk likes Wolverine
Logan fix self when broken
Hulk needs friends like that

World have mysteries
Like why sky blue. Answers hard.
Smashing easier.

Falling leaf, day's end,
Things break. Life stop. Time go on.
Not always Hulk's fault.

Breaking can be good.
Vending machine want quarters.
So Hulk break twenty.

Hulk break lots of things
Ev'rything makes noise when broke.
Hank wrong about mimes.

Eating hard for Hulk
So many things fit in mouth
How to know what's food?

Hulk am so angry.
Winter go and spring come
Who play snowfort now?

Doc Samson tell Hulk
When Hulk angry, count twenty
Hulk counted fingers

Hulk join awesome club
And first rule is, " you don't talk..."
Oops. Hulk break first rule.

Hulk smash, smash more, smash
Hulk smash whole world, and is called
The Aristocrats

Hulk smash "Wide Load" sign
Not appreciate insult.
Hurt Hulk self-image.

Hulk strongest there is.
Him not listen to dumb frog.
It easy being green.

Hulk think Hulk nice guy.
But Hulk not photogenic.
Online dating hard.

Hulk want hug kitties.
But they so easy to squish.
Hulk live in cruel world.