Zhang Qian
Head of Weather Manipulation
Beijing Meteorological Bureau

WARNING: THIS POST MAY CAUSE IRREPERABLE MENTAL HARM TO PHYSICS MAJORS ( Read more... )

*sigh*

Read something today that literally blows my mind.

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Time for a new rant...

Nobel winner Dr. James Watson - who won the Prize for his discovery of the DNA double helix - resigned today amid the controversial statements made the other day about the intelligence of black people.

Never - NEVER - before have I seen such a display of outright ignorance and disregard for basic human intelligence.

( No, not from Dr. Watson... )

"The American people don't choose presidents; Chuck Norris does."

He's backing Mike Huckabee.

Apparently, he didn't get the memo that it has been declared that - after Billy-boy - no one can be elected to the office of President of the United States of America after having been Governor of Arkansas for the next one-hundred years.

Anyone notice that LiveJournal was out for over half the day yesterday?

Here's why:

There have been power outages in the area of San Fransisco's Financial District, which could have reached 365 Main datacenter. This datacenter hosts a lot of good websites, one of which is LiveJournal ( Read more... )

Had to speak on this ( Read more... )

WHAT THE HELL IS NANCY PELOSI DOING IN DAMASCUS!?!

( I should have my own show on late-night FoxNews after this... )

Researchers have just found a new type of twin ( Read more... )

To borrow from the words of Tycho and Gabe, these people are "batshit fucking loco ( Read more... )