for the most part, tycho is a good cat ( Read more... )

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the hours just keep disappearing this time of night/morning.
i start to feel like there's something wrong with my head:
i look at the clock and it 3; i look again and it's 4.15.
when i look again it's 5.
what?!

meanwhile, as a former telemarketer, i find this hilarious ( Read more... )

me: hey, kenna, why are you still awake ( Read more... )

dear santa ( Read more... )

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okay...i might as well.

this was mine:


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okay...
saw II???
um...

WHAT?!@?!

okay, i'm done.
i think.

the prerecorded voiced of phonecard operators
can be all too cheery at inappropriate times.
phonesex operators can read emotions better
but charge too much for this gift.
never try to have phone sex with a phone card.

also, my elbow itches.