...If Jehovah can't keep Pat Robertson from being a small-minded, pig-headed, disrespectful, ignorant, redundant, predictable piece of racist pig shit... Then how is he supposed to stop me from being the loud-mouthed, irreverent, shit-talking, devil-worshiping Whore that I am so proud to be ( Read more... )

So sometime early this morning I had this dream. There was a huge flood. Not in New Orleans, don't worry ;} It was in some city like Dallas or DC, someplace with lots of governmental-looking buildings but not much nature. I was there with a team of people, ostensibly doing animal rescue. I kept running into trouble with people (mostly groups of ( Read more... )

Man, I had the coolest little New Year's post! And I burned it onto a disk and brought it over to Miss Patsy's to copy to LJ...
And Microsoft Word totally mangled it! Bastards. And of course, it would be the one time I wrote straight to disk without backing up to my documents.
Fuck.

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The bastards sent me the wrong modem!!!!! Gah!!! Stupid! Fuck!
Now I've got to wait till fucking SATURDAY!!!
I don't WANT to have to wait till stupid Saturday! I want my Internetz!!!!!!!
SonofabitchmotherfuckerstupidfucktardgoddamnedcockknockingbastardcuntyWHORES...!!!

And et cetera.
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Jeezus freakin' dammit... I don't want to have to move.
I cannot take much more of my crazy upstairs neighbor being crazy. She's making me fucking crazy with all her crazy!

I don't want to move! I LOVE it there! I love Holy Cross, I love the (other) neighbors, I love my block, I love my landlord! Except for the fact that he is pretty much impervious ( Read more... )

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So, as nearly all of you know by now, after a long, arduous day of inspiring and illuminating the masses (eg; sitting on my ass, running my mouth, and causing a general nuisance), I often like to spend my quiet-times frequenting this one cheesy little socializing/SWF gaming site. I make no apologies for this; it's fun, and I have made a couple of ( Read more... )

GROSSE POINTE FARMS, Mich. - A suburban Detroit woman has decided to scare up the vote among neighborhood children by just offering treats to John McCain supporters.

Shirley Nagel of Grosse Pointe Farms, Mich., handed out candy Friday only to those who shared her support for the Republican presidential candidate and his running mate Sarah Palin. ( Read more... )

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