I couldn't have said it better...

[kellcrow7]

...even at a less shrill pitch.

Foamy On Smokers

I swear, this squirrel is my new freakin' hero.

...SO not for work or chillins...!
..

Comments

[alobar]

Foamy is a squirrel? I always thaought Foamy was a cat who got into someone's speed stash.

I do wish I could comprehend more easily what Foamy says. I catch enough to follow the drift of the rant, but I probably miss about 2/3 of the words.

Unlike Foamy, some smokers who do not quit irritate me more than the ones who "try" to quit. I do try to have compassion for those whose process requires time and mis-steps to get it right. But many smokers are just oblivious to how utterly wretched smoke is to me.

I have had some smokers interested in having sex with me over the years -- pretty girls who got real insulted when I turned down their advances. I tried to be polite, but when pressed for details of why I had no interest in the gal, I once blurted out that I would rather lick out a dirty dumpster than a smoker's snatch.

[kellcrow7]

Bleh!!!
GAWD what a horrible visual... I'll not be to sleep for a time now, thankyouverymuch.

Yeah, it's weird, his voice... I can hear it perfectly clearly on Gypsy's old computer, which has no speakers and you have to wear headphones.. But on Jenn's new, state-of-the-art, mega-cpu, designed to be used for those awful fast-action games. I can't decipher shit. Maybe it's just a matter of slowing the vocal track down somehow.

Inquiring Minds Want to Know

[alobar]

Which do you find a more horrid visual --
licking a dumpster? Or
going down on a smoker?

Re: Inquiring Minds Want to Know

[kellcrow7]

At the time, it was kind of a fusion of the two horrors... Going down there and having it be an ashtray or something... sludgy. *shudder* Yuh.
Dammit~ AGAIN with the gross icky visual when I first wake up!!!!!
You are doing this on purpose! J'accuse!!!