We are applying for Indefinite Leave to Remain and have to provide a 5 year accounting of travel outside the UK. Unfortunately my Canadian passport does not get stamped when I enter Canada so I only know when I got home, not when I left. Thankfully all I ever used to do was blather on about CHristmas and skiing and whatnot so at least I can figure ( Read more... )

You know I don't usually get my knickers in a twist over what Americans say about Canadians but FUCK ME, parody, schmarody, the people at FOX news are assholes

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Well here we are. We are all almost healthy again.The gifts are all wrapped. I've done all I can do at this point, so Ikve got a rum and coke in hand waiting for the girls to fall asleep so I can do their stockings ( Read more... )

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Rofl. I'm sitting in Startbucks at Heathrow waiting for my niece's plane to land and there's an old guy at the next table pretending to sleep but he's really sitting there with his hands down his pants jerking off. I don't know whether to laugh in his face or pour my coffee in his lap.Life in the big city!

So I've just wasted 2 hours of my life trying to pay £2.98 online for the first two episodes of CSI Miami before episode 3 comes on at 9 o'clock. I tried paying with my UK bank card...said I needed an issue number even though most websites stopped asking for the issue number when they put the 3 digit super secret code on the back of the card. So I ( Read more... )

Now that I'm nearly completely blind from trying to read me flist on my phone, I will attempt an update ( Read more... )

I changed my holiday plans! I did back flips to arrange for someone to watch my kids for the whole day!

It's not bloody well allowed to rain!

...was pretty much like days one, two and three. My children staring slack-jawed at the television, playing Mario Brothers on the DS or watching You Tube on the computer, and sometimes all three at once. Thank god I'm not letting them take their computers to Canada with them. I can still get my emails on my Blackberry so as long as I'm taken care ( Read more... )