This was originally going to be Tosh's installment of the Alcohol Annals but it was. Um. Listen, I often use mind-altering substances in fic to give myself a cushion for potential OOC, but this was just too far and thus got scrapped. So, ya know, proceed at your own risk. :/

Takes place between S1 and S2, when Gwen is in charge.

( 'Bet you 20 quid she's drunk,' said Owen. )

I'm reposting this so that who_anon can gnaw on it because I have no sense of self-preservation, clearly. HALLO MEME ILU. EVEN WHEN U HURT ME.

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Title: Pinch Drunk
Rating: PG-13 for sexual content, mild swearing
Word Count: 2,135
Warning: Algolagnia, n. - sexual pleasure derived from physical ( Read more... )

The Alcohol Annals

Five stories about being drunk; one for each member of the Torchwood Team. Stories are connected by theme only, and don't fit into an overall continuity. So you can read one, some, or all of them! Or you could read none of them, but that would be sad. :/

Individual headers beneath the cut; all links go to my journal.

( The Alcohol Annals )

Title: Bitter Drunk ( Read more... )

In the interest of full disclosure: I made moony baby sounds as I wrote this. And possibly teared up a bit. >>

I am still cynical and cold-hearted, ok? I STILL THINK ROMANCE IS STUPID. Really, I do. I do. This fic means nothingTitle: Drunkling, Je Vous Aime Beaucoup ( Read more... )

Title: Pinch Drunk
Rating: PG-13 for sexual content, mild swearing
Word Count: 2,135
Warning: Algolagnia, n. - sexual pleasure derived from physical pain ( Read more... )

Title: Fantastically Drunk ( Read more... )

Title: Ain't it Drunky Now
Rating: PG
Word Count: 856
Setting: Season 2, but brief spoilers only for Captain Jack Harkness
A/N: Written for a prompt given to me by order_of_chaos: "Ianto, in the ballroom, with a candlestick." No candlestick, but I'm sure she'll forgive me. I'm eminently forgivable. ^_^ Title adapted from the James Brown song, "Ain't it Funky Now ( Read more... )

....which is a bit of a shame, really. They got edited out:

Ianto cocks his head to the side. "'Doing the Vodka' would be a great name for a dance move," he muses. "I wonder what the move would be."

Jack shrugs. "You could always mimic unscrewing the bottle. That's kind of a small gesture, but if you really put your back into it-"