TW fic: "Drunkling, Je Vous Aime Beaucoup" (Jack/Tosh/Ianto, PG, 1,968 words, The Alcohol Annals)

[kayliemalinza]

In the interest of full disclosure: I made moony baby sounds as I wrote this. And possibly teared up a bit. >>

I am still cynical and cold-hearted, ok? I STILL THINK ROMANCE IS STUPID. Really, I do. I do. This fic means nothingTitle: Drunkling, Je Vous Aime Beaucoup

Comments

[demotu]

You are CRAZY and I love it. This is gorgeous.

[kayliemalinza]

Oh, come now. What's so crazy about a religion that worships mechanics and a three-person slow dance punctuated by drunken technobabble? Happens all the time in Peoria, I'm sure. :P

Thanks. ^_^

[annemjw]

Beautiful! I love dancing-physics-Tosh, she is all kinds of lovely. Plus I love Tosh, and anyone who makes her look awesome gets my full support. Plus Ianto/Tosh! Plus Jack/Tosh! They love her because she is so neat.

[kayliemalinza]

DancingPhysics!Tosh is the latest in Mattel's G33k G1rlz line of fashion dolls, joining such popular models as LeetHacker!Tosh (comes complete with computer playset) and SexySchoolTeacher!Tosh (pencil skirt and Disciplinary Ruler included.)

Oh man, my imaginary childhood just got twelve times better.

Hee, Jack and Ianto are very fond of her, aren't they? I have the impulse to go through S1 and do a comprehensive picspam of why Tosh > Gwen (S2 Gwen isn't as problematic) but alas, no time right now. Still. >> ::sets idea to simmer on back burner::

[annemjw]

I think Tosh needs a tiara for hen she does something extra extra brilliant too, she could totally pull it off.

Can you imagine Gwen getting stuck in the 1940's? She totally would have tried to change the outcome of the future. And besides the other maths issues, I'm not sure she'd think of cutting open her own hand as the best way to get messages across time either.

[kayliemalinza]

You know what? Tosh does need a tiara. A tiara made out of micro-chips. Not some stupid ~wedding tiara, like Gwen had. Stupid Gwen. :P

(I actually like Gwen when the show acknowledges she is flawed and sometimes immoral and kind of an immature and self-absorbed little jerk. Flawed characters are ok. Really! I like them! They feel like real people! But when your show is insisting via other character's dialogue, and via gwenus ex machina endings that Gwen is goodness and light and that no-one else on the show has a heart? That's when I get irritated. I mean, COME ON. The show calls Jack out on his bullshit every so often--in fact, that was the entire point of the S1 finale--so why not Gwen? AARGH.)

Anyways. Gwen probably would have realized that changing the future is a bad idea, but she would've gone off half-cocked about something else-- oh, I'm sorry, she would have followed her heart-- and not backed down until Jack got in her face and yelled at her. Like, oh my god, Gwen. Plenty of people make mistakes, but few of them are as

[tawabids]

I spot back dimples!

And I've never loved an OT3 quite this much. That I can think of. Ok, I didn't think very hard. BECAUSE THIS OT3 FILLS MY HEAD OBVSLY.

[kayliemalinza]

Yes, back dimples. Now I just have to figure out to get Ianto, a ribbon, and a kitten in the same room. ^^

Obviously your love for this OT3 is fleeting and insubstantial. You're just infatuated. That's ok. The love will grow like a fungus.

[tawabids]

The answer should be clear. Alien metamorphosis ray ---> Ianto-Kitten BODYSWAP FIC. Oh yes, I went there. Ianto as Kitten puts ribbon on HIMSELF because he wants to look suave. Tosh takes Kitten with Ianto's mind home with her. Meanwhile, Jack takes Ianto's body home.

I miss Tosh :( it makes my OT3 lust sad.

[kayliemalinza]

Hmm. I already have a Cat!Ianto plotbunny this could merge with nicely.... Or-- heh. Heh heh heh. ::says nothing::

I miss Tosh
This tempts me to post my toshanto AU WiP. >> Maybe that would help me get unstuck on it.

P.S. It took me about ten minutes to figure out your icon and then I was horrified. D:

[used_songs]

This is wonderful!

[kayliemalinza]

Thanks! :P

[diable_au_corps]

This is so sweet and sensual, and so completely Jack. Et vous parlez français !

[kayliemalinza]

Technically, Nat King Cole parle francais et je l'ai dictee, mais quel difference? ;P Thanks for commenting.