Sometimes I misread things. :(

[kayliemalinza]

Toilet Paper Dispenser: Slide lever for Jew Roll.
Kayliesaur: ...Is that like the opposite of a Kaiser roll?
TP Dispenser: What?? I said NEW roll, NEW roll!
Kayliesaur: ....oh.
TP Dispenser: Dumbass.

Comments

[lostwiginity]

Mwahaha.

I always read "pirate" instead of "private".

[lostwiginity]

P.S.: Kaiser rolls have been invented in my ome city. ^^

[kayliemalinza]

Person 1: SIR IT'S A PRIVATE SHIP!!
Person 2: So it like, won't give us its manifest or anything? It won't let us on board? I don't understand what you're telling me.
Person 1: PIRATE ship! How on earth did you misread what I was YELLING??!?
Person 2: Enough with the capslock, dude!
Person 1: What's capslock?
Person 2: It's when you type in all caps, duh.
Person 1: ...what? 'type'?
Person 2: Yes, typing. You don't think we're actually talking face to face, do you?
Person 1: As a matter of fact, I--
Person 2: It's the 21st Century, man!
Person 1: Actually, sir... it's 1883.
Person 2: ... oh my god.

[stunt_muppet]

Teehee. XD

I've read "No parking" as "No pants" once...but in my defense, the sign was really worn away and dirty, so it was an understandable mistake. Really it was.

[kayliemalinza]

You re-read before taking off your pants, right? It'd be hilarious if you didn't. >P

[cinnamingirl]

go sit with siobhain.

[kayliemalinza]

Aw, MAN! ::sits with Siobhain:: D: