Kaylie: OMG YAY IT'S THE WEEKEND!* I HAVE FREE TIME NOW!
textbook: Ahem.
Kaylie: I'M GONNA WRITE SO MUCH FIC! I'm gonna finish those memes, I'm gonna type up all these rough drafts, I have this ramble!fic I wanna do....
textbook: Excuse me.
Kaylie: Yes?
textbook: You need to know me.
Kaylie: ...what?
textbook: You need to know me ( Read more... )

Kaylie: Ok, so I've made pretty good progress on the conference presentation. I just need to keep focused on that for the next two weeks ( Read more... )

I'm not sure whether this story proves that my city's government is oh-so-brilliant, or that nothing important gets done during the summer ( Read more... )

Every Plus-sized Shirt Ever: (is too baggy on top)
Kaylie: Hmm, maybe I should try a padded bra.
Bra: Please do. (purrs) I'm called the Plunge.
Kaylie: Um... alrighty. (puts it on) OH MY GOD WHERE DID YOU COME FROM.
Cleavage: Oh, Kaylie. I've always been here.
Kaylie: O.O (buttons shirt up quickly)
Breasts: You won't get rid of us so easily ( Read more... )

Kaylie: I'm really fascinated by the 'random journal' link. Each jump is like entry into a Dadaist play... nothing makes sense, the grammar is horrible, but it's about real people so it's profound, somehow. You know, used to be that you had to buy a small-circulating review or pick up a postmodern anthology to get that kind of deliberate, self- ( Read more... )

Kaylie: (has Piggly Wiggly, a guinea pig, on her lap) Traf, you behave, ok?
Traf: Guinea Pigs are yummy! (lick lick lick)
Piggy Wiggly: Whatevs. Gimme parsley.

Kaylie: Y HALO THAR, INSOMNIA! IT HAS BEEN EVER SO LONG SINCE WE LAST MET!
Insomnia: Don't you know, Kaylie? I will never leave youKaylie: Fuck ( Read more... )

Kaylie: I'm not racist or anything, but it's a physical reality that if you're black, I can't see you in the dark.
Traf: That's no excuse for stepping on me.
Kaylie: Actually, yes. It is.
Traf: :(

Nu Who: So. Season three finale ( Read more... )

Nu Who: I am a TV SHOW. And I air in SEASONS. And when a season ends, it needs to be DRAMATIC ( Read more... )