Sometimes I misread things. :(
Toilet Paper Dispenser: Slide lever for Jew Roll.
Kayliesaur: ...Is that like the opposite of a Kaiser roll?
TP Dispenser: What?? I said NEW roll, NEW roll!
Kayliesaur: ....oh.
TP Dispenser: Dumbass.
Kayliesaur: ...Is that like the opposite of a Kaiser roll?
TP Dispenser: What?? I said NEW roll, NEW roll!
Kayliesaur: ....oh.
TP Dispenser: Dumbass.