Kaylie: (minimizes a window) Hi, pretty! Hi, pretty! Aw, you so pretty, aren't you?
Sylvia, my laptop: (perks up) Me? I am rather sleek and shiny. (preens)
Kaylie: Oh, um... actually I was talking to the picture on your desktop.
Sylvia: D:
A cruel truth, but you see what Sylvia was up against:
Hardly a fair competition, is it?