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[kayliemalinza]

You know what I want to see? A PotC:AWE fix-it fic crossover with The Corpse Bride. Our poor dead person wakes up in the Underworld, surrounded by skeletons and jazz. Then we just need to get someone from Upstairs to accidentally propose marriage. (spoilers for AWE in comments

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[lostwiginity]

You think James'd like Jazz?

In other news, I don't even have peanut butter!

Also, I'll never ever drink anything with alcohol in it again. My aunt made me do so once on her birthday party two years ago, champagne mixed with strawberry juice, and after two nibbles (or whatever the liquid equivalent of "nibbling" is) I wasn't exactly drunk but extremely sick. I think I just skipped the pleasant stage right to being hung over. XP

[kayliemalinza]

That... sounds like a very bad combination. And champagne makes one of the worst hangovers, too. Try again with a nice beer or a rum and Coke.

The drinking equivalent of nibbling is "sipping". ^_^

I think James would like Jazz very much, if he were relaxed and happy.

[lostwiginity]

Which he never ever is except for when...!?

[kayliemalinza]

After a good buggering, or perhaps after he's gotten used to being dead and not having any duties. But after a bit of that, he'd get bored. :(

But then Jack will come and get him!

[blaquestarr]

How is getting rid of peanut butter socially progressive? You don't have peanut butter? Then you're heathen from a third world country!

Actually, you post seemed normal, even with the mix up of a couple of words, I felt that you did that on purpose. Why drink? You are in a constant state of drunkeness like Jack. :)

[kayliemalinza]

We didn't get rid of the peanut butter, we just store it next to the bread now instead of next to the rum and champagne. I might put it back and take a picture to show you.

Lol, yeah. I was about to fix "On the other head" but then I decided it was too funny and left it. And I drank because I wanted to try the sake, seeing as my dad was so nice and bought it for me, and everything. If you were still in town you could have helped but noooooo YOU LEFT ME.

[kayliemalinza]

Oh, I just noticed the "expect/except" mix-up. *^^* None of these were done on purpose, but they turned out to be oddly appropriate, didn't they?

[omnipresentdmat]

Aww, why knock the peanut butter? It makes you not hungry when there's nothing else. But, hmm. This is a drunk post? You must be able to hold your alcohol, then.

Oh, yeah. Why was the peanut butter in the liquor cabinet? And that sort of fix-it fic sounds fantabulous. It would have awesome music. You know, if fic had music.

[kayliemalinza]

The peanut butter was in the liquor cabinet because it didn't fit upright anywhere else, and I didn't get rid of it, I just moved it to another shelf. I would never get rid of my precious peanut butter, no I wouldn't. ::strokes it::

Fic... with MUSIC! Truly the next step in fandom.

[omnipresentdmat]

House M.D. fandom is fond of matching playlists with their fics. It's a bit odd, but it's free music, so meh.

[demonqueen666]

Then we just need to get someone from Upstairs to accidentally propose marriage.

And by "someone", you clearly mean "Jack Sparrow, because it takes no imagination whatsoever to envision him randomly prancing around a 'stick' that is really a skeletal arm and reciting wedding vows to it for no real reason, and, hey, after all they're both played by Johnny Depp anyway".

[kayliemalinza]

You read my mind, luv. Perhaps he's making fun of Will practicing his vows to Elizabeth?

[demonqueen666]

Yeah, I could see that.

*horrible thought* ...what if it was James' arm??

[kayliemalinza]

Yes! James kept trying to crawl out of the Underworld at the beginning and got stuck, so his soul finally gave up and enjoyed the jazz while his skeleton rotted Upstairs.

OR

James was so heartbroken by his lack of lovelife that he stood beneath a tree, vowing not to move until someone came along to marry him. Because he's WORTH IT. Sadly, all the fangirls were prevented from reaching the tree before James starved to death (or got knocked on the head by a falling tree branch) by various Plot Devices and the legend of the Jilted Commodore was forgotten until Jack swaggered into town.

[txorakeriak]

AWE/Corpse Bride? That's a crossover that needs to be written, seriously!!

Then we just need to get someone from Upstairs to accidentally propose marriage.
My brain auto-translates that to Jack, since we're talking about Norrington, but I can see that it will be damn difficult to make Jack propose marriage to someone... *runs off to ponder that*

[kayliemalinza]

I figured that Jack was prancing about the woods making fun of Will saying his vows, because Will probably stuttered adorably and mispronounced some words. After imitating Will, Jack of course has to show that he knows how to say it more properly than Will.

OR, maybe it's part of a spell to make one immortal? Being wed to the earth or sommat? Except instead of wedding the earth or a nature spirit, Jack becomes married to a rotting corpse! Jolly good fun! Particularly when the rotting corpse rapidly unrots on account of true love having finally come for him, and it turns out he's quite an attractive corpse indeed..

[txorakeriak]

*dies laughing* Oh, that first idea is brilliant! And I love the second idea, too! One must write that!