(Case 01: Was that a plant?)

[katsuragi_yako]

I'm just curious - did everyone else see the Captain as a plant? I haven't seen this issue he's talking about yet for anyone else.

[ As you'll note, Yako now appears to be the Statue of David. Nude and in all his marble glory. ]

Comments

[redpaperfan]

[ He sees the statue. ]

...I believe it's affected you.

[katsuragi_yako]

[ She sees the kitty. ]

Ah -- kitty? No, that doesn't make sense. Salem left, and he wasn't gray.

[redpaperfan]

Wh--

[ Don't say something stupid. He thinks this over. ]

I look like a cat, to you?

[katsuragi_yako]

A short, gray-haired cat, yes.

I'm a statue, you said?

[ Whoever he is. He sounds familiar. Durp. ]

...Sasuke?

[bl0ndbombshell]

[gapes]

[katsuragi_yako]

[ Is surprised in return! Though the statue just. Is there, all nude. ]

A piglet?

[ her stomach might just growl. =| ]

[bl0ndbombshell]

Excuse me?!?!?!

[katsuragi_yako]

I -- pardon? You look like a very sweet little piggy.

[trancheuse]

Haaa hahahaha!

You're NAKED!

[katsuragi_yako]

[ LIGHTS OUT ]

Yes --

...You're a pink bear.

[trancheuse]

..... So I am. ...Ahem.

[katsuragi_yako]

...I think it's kind of cute?

[bit_impossible]

Saw the plant, yeah, but my, Yako... I didn't realize you were such an admirer of Michelangelo! Charming young bloke when he sculpted that. Horrible perfectionist, though.

[katsuragi_yako]

[ She's not much of an art student, but if she tries hard enough... ]

Michelangelo?

...At least it's not just any nude male sculpture, then. You're a bit like a teddy bear right now, Doctor.

[bit_impossible]

Oh really? Hah! [laughs]

Yes, Michelangelo! Painted the Sistine Chapel ceiling, the "Martyrdom of St. Peter", and while I'm on him, created St. Peter's Cathedral? Heard of them? Maybe?

[katsuragi_yako]

[ Contemplative Yako is still an unmoving statue. ]

I... think so? Probably in History. The Sistine Chapel at least sounds familiar.

[celestial_okami]

I do not know, but... [Okay, sounding distracted now.] Yako, why do you look like the statue of a naked man?

[katsuragi_yako]

I don't know why a naked man particularly, but I guess it's why you look like little... star candies, Amaterasu.

[celestial_okami]

Star candies? [Invisible head-tilt! Ammy is from a time long before sugar stars.]

[katsuragi_yako]

Little star shaped... things? They look edible, which is why I called them candies.