(Case 01: Was that a plant?)

[katsuragi_yako]

I'm just curious - did everyone else see the Captain as a plant? I haven't seen this issue he's talking about yet for anyone else.

[ As you'll note, Yako now appears to be the Statue of David. Nude and in all his marble glory. ]

Comments

[numberonebaby]

I really really hate this ship.

[katsuragi_yako]

[ Yako can't figure out what the heck he looks like. ]

I'm not that fond of it myself, but there are worse places! There really are.

[numberonebaby]

Could you, y'know, not stand in front of the sphere? I got my own junk; I don't wanna see yours.

[katsuragi_yako]

Ah - I'm sorry. Just a minute --

[ No matter where she goes, the sphere follows. She gives up and flicks off the lights. Her life IS DARKNESS. ]

This is awkward.

[bloodpiece]

[If only an apple had eyebrows to raise. He sounds a little amused.]

Now I feel more hesitant to inquire of my own 'malfunction'.

[katsuragi_yako]

[ Yako smiles, but the statue doesn't. ]

Ah, you appear to be an apple.

[ Her stomach growls. =| ]

[bloodpiece]

An apple isn't too terrible.

[Oh, the irony of being disguised as something edible. He also heard her stomach.]

Have you not eaten?

[katsuragi_yako]

[ Yako blushes but - you guessed it! The statue doesn't. Embarrassment might show in her tone. ]

Oh, it's not that I haven't eaten! I just get hungry... often.