(Case 01: Was that a plant?)

[katsuragi_yako]

I'm just curious - did everyone else see the Captain as a plant? I haven't seen this issue he's talking about yet for anyone else.

[ As you'll note, Yako now appears to be the Statue of David. Nude and in all his marble glory. ]

Comments

[bl0ndbombshell]

[gapes]

[katsuragi_yako]

[ Is surprised in return! Though the statue just. Is there, all nude. ]

A piglet?

[ her stomach might just growl. =| ]

[bl0ndbombshell]

Excuse me?!?!?!

[katsuragi_yako]

I -- pardon? You look like a very sweet little piggy.

[bl0ndbombshell]

Did Sakura put you up to this?! Calling me by that nickname!!!

[katsuragi_yako]

Your nick-name is --

[ oh. She gets it. Yako sounds a bit embarrassed. The statue doesn't change. ]

Oh, now you look like a piggy-bank. I'm sorry. This has to be what the captain was talking about, with the image replacements.

Who are you, again? I'm Yako.

[bl0ndbombshell]

You're also... really NAKED.

[katsuragi_yako]

[ She's trying to figure out how to fix this. ]

I -- Sasuke said I was some sort of nude statue, but I don't know if I can fix this.

[ The statue looks like it's... sliding around the room. Things appear to be held up, but they're always behind the statue itself. ]

Is any of this helping?

[bl0ndbombshell]

Uh... no. You're still very, very naked.

And well endowed.

[katsuragi_yako]

...

[ Too bad the statue doesn't show how hard Yako's blushing. ]

Maybe I should just turn off the lights.

[bl0ndbombshell]

That might be for the best.

[katsuragi_yako]

[ Off go the lights. Now it's just a voice in darkness, and maybe a glint or two off marble. ]

This is going to be a hassle, isn't it?

[ She laughs awkwardly. ]

Well, if you're new to this place... this is a bit of a taste of how strange it can get. This only seems to be a network malfunction, though.