ROTFL! XD

[katiescarlet]

On her way into the house after work, my mom felt something go splat on her head. A bird crapped in her hair! What are the odds of that? o_0 We all had a great laugh...and she immediately went to shampoo her hair, twice. ;D LMAO

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[darkwingpsycho]

Haha! I always worry that a bird's going to poop in my hair when they fly overhead.

I hate people who do what that woman did. They're the ones who think that just because someone works there that they have to clean up after customers/patrons/whatever. Schtoopid.

[schrogwr2]

The bird took out the wrong mommy, methinks...:-p ;-)

[katiescarlet]

LOL!! So true! ;)

Re: Bird doo is good luck!

[katiescarlet]

Heehee... Guacamole bird doo, huh? Eeeeew! ;D

And LOL at the karma catching up to that kid. ;)

I've got a good one--

[bettapalooza]

I was shopping at TJ-Maxx one night and a kid was racing up and down the aisles PUSHING A SHOPPING CART FULL SPEED.If his mom was anywhere, she was doing nothing, of course, and after he nearly ran me and other peoople over several times I finally stepped in front of it and caught the full force of it with my body (ouch) and I absolutley lit into the kid, he was old enough to know better: "WHERE IS YOUR MOM, KID? HUH? GO FIND HER, RIGHT NOW! THAT IS DANGEROUS, WHAT YOU ARE DOING. YOU COULD REALLY,REALLY,HURT SOMEBODY.GO FIND YOUR MOM AND SAY,'HEY,MOM, CONTROL ME

Re: I've got a good one--

[katiescarlet]

Mwahahahaha! Awesome!

Heh-heh...

[bettapalooza]

I like you more with each post....you will see I get very irritated with today's blissfully unaware moms and their preshus offspring trashing the place.
Not that all moms are like that, of course, but hoo, boy, a huge chunk of them are...I deal with them all day long at my retail PT job..

Re: Heh-heh...

[katiescarlet]

Thanks! ^_^

And my sympathies if you have to deal with idiot mothers like that in your job, too! ;D

[joecloudheart]

What a whore.

[katiescarlet]

Succinct, yet accurate. ^_^