ROTFL! XD

[katiescarlet]

On her way into the house after work, my mom felt something go splat on her head. A bird crapped in her hair! What are the odds of that? o_0 We all had a great laugh...and she immediately went to shampoo her hair, twice. ;D LMAO

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I've got a good one--

[bettapalooza]

I was shopping at TJ-Maxx one night and a kid was racing up and down the aisles PUSHING A SHOPPING CART FULL SPEED.If his mom was anywhere, she was doing nothing, of course, and after he nearly ran me and other peoople over several times I finally stepped in front of it and caught the full force of it with my body (ouch) and I absolutley lit into the kid, he was old enough to know better: "WHERE IS YOUR MOM, KID? HUH? GO FIND HER, RIGHT NOW! THAT IS DANGEROUS, WHAT YOU ARE DOING. YOU COULD REALLY,REALLY,HURT SOMEBODY.GO FIND YOUR MOM AND SAY,'HEY,MOM, CONTROL ME!'"
So he says he's gonna tell his mom on me. Oh, boo-hoo. So he runs off crying and the mom comes back and finds me and starts yammering at me about how I shouldn't discipline other people's children and then this other lady cut in and yelled "She wouldn't have had to if YOU would disclipline your OWN kid!"
I had several people behind me, it was awesome, saying what I did was right and the kid could have flattened somebody, and the kid isn't gonna be emotionally scarred because some mean lady told him off in a clothing store for being a little shit. It was so damn funny.

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[katiescarlet]

Mwahahahaha! Awesome!