sometimes i have dreams about this guy that i had a major crush on in high school. we usually have somehow met up randomly and are both single. we usually make out and then never see each other again. the thing is, the making out isn't even that good.

when i was in the fifth grade i asked my dad if he ever had wet dreams. at school we had just had sex ed and they tried to explain nocturnal emissions to us. clearly i had no idea what they were talking about bc if i did i never would have asked my dad about it. i thought it meant that boys peed in the bed during puberty.

after three years i have finally received my evaluation from my senior seminar. now was that really so hard?

i was woken up this morning to some guy shouting outside. i thought it was just some crazy who thought the whole world cared what his opinion was so i didn't bother to get up. the shouting finally stopped and i fell back asleep, but then it started up again. then it stopped and i fell back asleep and then it started again. apparently will ( Read more... )

i cannot get over how many companies don't follow up after an interview. that is so unprofessional. at least have the courtesy to tell me i didn't get the job instead of making me wait and wait for a call that never comes. even when i call to follow up they don't call me back ( Read more... )

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yesterday while i was at powell's this woman started talking to me bc we were both looking at the same product. it was one of those virgin-mary-toast makers. she said she had something similar that she got from china. and of course the next logical thing to say after "i got that in china" is "but don't you speak mandarin?" what the hell does ( Read more... )

this weekend i:
-went for a hike through a tree farm
-played with a dog
-shelled 5lbs of hazel nuts
-ate homemade apple pie
-ate homemade sourdough waffles with homemade pomegranate syrup
-saw a baby elephant

hooray!

$40 an hour PT position (Tukwila ( Read more... )