men in suits - I've started wondering if this is bc I'd go to synagogue with my dad every Sat, so manliness was associated with wearing nice clothes, but girls in nice dresses don't so who knows;
all things Southern, including but not limited to magnolias, gardenias, sweet tea, barbecue, accents, men who taste like bourbon, and "I'm your huckleberry";
patches of white hair mixed in with the black - I might've put glasses on this list, but who doesn't have that fetish?;
weres and foxgirls and generally pr0n with science fiction/fantasy elements - TG the robot pr0n post never got tagged and is thus lost in the mists of time;
people with a high VO2 max and/or the ability to support my weight while we're fscking
Things I don't like:
toothpaste & brushing one's teeth outside the bathroom - I'm no longer having sex with Bruce Wayne bc of this and the next item, even though he has a ginormous ahem and the highest VO2 max of anyone I know;
fake smells designed to cover other smells - I have a very sensitive sense of
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Hijack the journal!sgtkaneJune 16 2010, 16:18:46 UTC
Things I like:
Women in uniform - Pretty much any uniform will do but I have a particular fondness for Word War II era uniforms (US and German). Trashy vampire fiction - Unusual because I've got that whole heterosexual male thing going for me. I do draw the line at trashy romances though. Being tied up and ignored - TMI? Baseball statistics - I'd much rather read a box score than sit through a game or some sports writer nattering on about the game. The numbers tell the real story. Bringing about the crushing defeat of my enemies - its sad that this is considered unusual.
Things I don't like:
Fluffy bunnies - I blame Asheron's Call for this dislike. Big Bang Theory - The TV show not the actual theory itself (and trust me in my home this is very unusual). Online colleges - Which isn't to say that I won't earn my degree through University of Phoenix, just that the entire process as it exists now only serves to separate me from my money in exchange for a piece of paper. There is no real knowledge transfer. Silk - can't stand the way
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Re: Hijack the journal!sgtkaneJune 16 2010, 18:54:41 UTC
It autoscreened me. I figured your were being proactive in you efforts to prevent me from hijacking your journal entry.
Re: Big Bang Theory. I hate shows that make smart people out to be stupid. I also hate shows that leverage sterotypes to make people look stupid. And I really hate shows that leverage sterotypes about smart people to make them into stupid people. Plus Wesley Crusher made an apperance and my burning hate directed at all things ST:TNG knows few bounds.
*holding up a Kick Me sign*etcetJune 16 2010, 20:58:41 UTC
Five fhings I like, which others may not: - Augmented breasts. There is nigh unto a holy war among people who fetishize large breasts. However, since I keenly appreciate a toned midriff, and it takes some spectacularly fortunate genetics to have both features. It's a lot easier to go aftermarket. - Muscle definition. This is very much a result of my penchant for picking up heavy objects; I can watch the trajectory of my tastes by simply flipping through my .jpeg archives. - Intoxication. Whether my own, or hers. This does, in fact, probably qualify as an actual fetish of mine. - A woman wearing nothing but an Oxford button-down shirt. - Dill pickles dipped in chocolate pudding.
Five things that I don't typically care for, which others enjoy:- Redheads (there are a handful of exceptions, due to either exceptional beauty or delightful brains, which overcome my overwhelming, "I don't get it" response to the general redhead fetishization
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Re: *holding up a Kick Me sign*katestineJune 16 2010, 21:41:37 UTC
One of my exes essentially convinced me to go for augmentation, when the day arrives that a flat midriff led to the disappearance of the above. Fortunately or unfortunately, my genetics does not tend toward a toned midriff. My lifestyle doesn't help I suppose.
Yes, muscle definition please. Aerial has been very detrimental to my appreciation of female bodies, as I have a habit of looking at Manhattan-attractive women and wondering how they do pullups with such skinny arms.
Considering I still have a headache from last night's wine tasting, I don't ever want to drink again. ugh.
Dill pickles in chocolate though - that's too extreme for me. *flees*
Re: *holding up a Kick Me sign*etcetJune 16 2010, 23:20:19 UTC
1. I've had the implant conversation with a few folks (both my serious romantic partner, and more casual flirtatious friends, some seriously, some facetiously); my stance is, "I am unabashedly and unremittingly pro-buxom, however, I'm not the one carrying them around all the time. My preference, if it matters, is for ______+ cc's*, but whatever you decide to do, I'm wholly in favor of
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Like6: I think that counts as unusual. You should come to aerial or climbing sometime - those are the most gorgeous backs I've ever seen.
Disklike1: We were just talking about this at work today and my cow orkers claimed I'm a picky eater bc I don't like cilantro. Weirdos.
Dislike2: Heh. Apparently my boss' family is just like that: he apologized once for getting me a pretty coaster bc it had holes so it wouldn't actually protect the table from water and I was boggling bc I never think of that. And I love that this no likey comes with a ghetto version too :)
There's a particular gene variation that is often touted as determining whether you like or dislike cilantro and coriander, but the cilantro wiki page doesn't put too much stock in it (which surprises me, because high school "intro to genetics" classes have been using cilantro taste along w/ hitchhiker's thumb, widow's peaks, eye color and hair on your 2nd knuckle to teach basic genetic variability for years).
women with small breasts: This is part of the broader girls-who-look-like-boys thing I have.
the smell that latex leaves on the skin: Or maybe it's PVC. Or maybe both. I'm very keyed on smell. And if I'm hot for you, then sometimes I'm going to want you when you're a little overdue for a shower.
mind-control and other smut in which someone does something he or she would really rather not do, but for reasons other than being physically overpowered: What? Don't look at me like that.
body piercings, especially when used as anchor points for bondage: A favorite mental image includes two women fastened nipple-to-nipple by their piercings. I also like the idea of chastity piercing, although I suspect that reality may not live up to the fantasy.
Of course, like anything else, this can be overdone. I am generally more turned on by piercings that accent the body rather than distract from it. Big, clunky rings, or heavy-gauge piercings that stretch out the holes are not my favorites.
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Women in uniform - Pretty much any uniform will do but I have a particular fondness for Word War II era uniforms (US and German).
Trashy vampire fiction - Unusual because I've got that whole heterosexual male thing going for me. I do draw the line at trashy romances though.
Being tied up and ignored - TMI?
Baseball statistics - I'd much rather read a box score than sit through a game or some sports writer nattering on about the game. The numbers tell the real story.
Bringing about the crushing defeat of my enemies - its sad that this is considered unusual.
Things I don't like:
Fluffy bunnies - I blame Asheron's Call for this dislike.
Big Bang Theory - The TV show not the actual theory itself (and trust me in my home this is very unusual).
Online colleges - Which isn't to say that I won't earn my degree through University of Phoenix, just that the entire process as it exists now only serves to separate me from my money in exchange for a piece of paper. There is no real knowledge transfer.
Silk - can't stand the way ( ... )
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I *heart* silk (unless it's winter in which case I like cashmere better) bc it's light and warm/cool.
I'm surprised you don't like Big Bang Theory - it was on my queue. What don't you like about it?
Bunnies, huh?
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Re: Big Bang Theory. I hate shows that make smart people out to be stupid. I also hate shows that leverage sterotypes to make people look stupid. And I really hate shows that leverage sterotypes about smart people to make them into stupid people. Plus Wesley Crusher made an apperance and my burning hate directed at all things ST:TNG knows few bounds.
And not just bunnies, only fluffy bunnies.
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- Augmented breasts. There is nigh unto a holy war among people who fetishize large breasts. However, since I keenly appreciate a toned midriff, and it takes some spectacularly fortunate genetics to have both features. It's a lot easier to go aftermarket.
- Muscle definition. This is very much a result of my penchant for picking up heavy objects; I can watch the trajectory of my tastes by simply flipping through my .jpeg archives.
- Intoxication. Whether my own, or hers. This does, in fact, probably qualify as an actual fetish of mine.
- A woman wearing nothing but an Oxford button-down shirt.
- Dill pickles dipped in chocolate pudding.
Five things that I don't typically care for, which others enjoy:- Redheads (there are a handful of exceptions, due to either exceptional beauty or delightful brains, which overcome my overwhelming, "I don't get it" response to the general redhead fetishization ( ... )
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Yes, muscle definition please. Aerial has been very detrimental to my appreciation of female bodies, as I have a habit of looking at Manhattan-attractive women and wondering how they do pullups with such skinny arms.
Considering I still have a headache from last night's wine tasting, I don't ever want to drink again. ugh.
Dill pickles in chocolate though - that's too extreme for me. *flees*
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Like1: I'll keep that in mind ;)
Like2: woohoo!
Like3: heh.
Like6: I think that counts as unusual. You should come to aerial or climbing sometime - those are the most gorgeous backs I've ever seen.
Disklike1: We were just talking about this at work today and my cow orkers claimed I'm a picky eater bc I don't like cilantro. Weirdos.
Dislike2: Heh. Apparently my boss' family is just like that: he apologized once for getting me a pretty coaster bc it had holes so it wouldn't actually protect the table from water and I was boggling bc I never think of that. And I love that this no likey comes with a ghetto version too :)
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There's a particular gene variation that is often touted as determining whether you like or dislike cilantro and coriander, but the cilantro wiki page doesn't put too much stock in it (which surprises me, because high school "intro to genetics" classes have been using cilantro taste along w/ hitchhiker's thumb, widow's peaks, eye color and hair on your 2nd knuckle to teach basic genetic variability for years).
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Of course, like anything else, this can be overdone. I am generally more turned on by piercings that accent the body rather than distract from it. Big, clunky rings, or heavy-gauge piercings that stretch out the holes are not my favorites.
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What? Don't look at me like that.
Was kinda the point of this poll.
Like4: permanent or temporary?
Like5: Is this a recent development?
Dislike3: So you'd rather the Agent Provocateur/Kiki de Montparnasse budget spent at DeMask? When you say steel, do you mean chainmail?
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Y'know what I forgot to put on my list of turn-ons? New words or terminology and the people who teach them to me use them in my presence.
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