Humpday poll - Spring Fever Continues

Jun 16, 2010 08:54

Name five unusual things you rather like, or things you are unusual in rather liking ( Read more... )

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lawnrrd June 17 2010, 15:42:55 UTC
Five things that I like:

  • women with small breasts: This is part of the broader girls-who-look-like-boys thing I have.
  • the smell that latex leaves on the skin: Or maybe it's PVC. Or maybe both. I'm very keyed on smell. And if I'm hot for you, then sometimes I'm going to want you when you're a little overdue for a shower.
  • mind-control and other smut in which someone does something he or she would really rather not do, but for reasons other than being physically overpowered: What? Don't look at me like that.
  • body piercings, especially when used as anchor points for bondage: A favorite mental image includes two women fastened nipple-to-nipple by their piercings. I also like the idea of chastity piercing, although I suspect that reality may not live up to the fantasy.

    Of course, like anything else, this can be overdone. I am generally more turned on by piercings that accent the body rather than distract from it. Big, clunky rings, or heavy-gauge piercings that stretch out the holes are not my favorites.
  • catsuits: especially when they have strategically placed openings, or at least zippers.
Five things that I don't like:

  • cutesy, lovey-dovey talk: As arousing as intestinal cramps, more or less. Look, I can be as shmoopy and affectionate as anyone, but let's not be infantile. And anyway, I'm much more likely to be in the mood for that sort of thing afterwards than I am beforehand.
  • cilantro: Some people think that cilantro tastes like soap, but I am not one of them. If I ever taste some sort of used industrial solvent, however, I expect it to taste a lot like cilantro.
  • "sexy" lingerie: Just doesn't do it for me. Latex, PVC, leather, and/or steel-or nothing at all, please. (With an exception for some corsets.)
  • Seinfeld: Nothing against the man, but the show was just plain annoying.
  • inappropriate vulgarity or explicit sexual talk: This includes boasting about one's sexual exploits. I am cheerfully vulgar and explicit myself, but I am selective about times, places, and audiences. If I'm sitting in a Friendly's restaurant that is crowded with gentlefolk, I really don't care to hear the guy two tables down talking about what he did with the blonde slut with the big titties.

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katestine June 17 2010, 16:20:08 UTC
I want you to know, I had to drop off a conference call with the former Israeli ambassador to Turkey bc I was giggling too hard at this response.

What? Don't look at me like that.

Was kinda the point of this poll.

Like4: permanent or temporary?

Like5: Is this a recent development?

Dislike3: So you'd rather the Agent Provocateur/Kiki de Montparnasse budget spent at DeMask? When you say steel, do you mean chainmail?

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lawnrrd June 17 2010, 18:05:16 UTC
katestine June 17 2010, 20:54:23 UTC
*auto-glare*

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Y'know what I forgot to put on my list of turn-ons? New words or terminology and the people who teach them to me use them in my presence.

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etcet June 20 2010, 00:08:12 UTC
If you're not already familiar with mcstories.com... I apologize to whomever wants your attention for the next several months.

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katestine June 20 2010, 03:25:33 UTC
Oh yes, I'm pretty sure this is the website I was trying to remember the last time the topic came up.

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lawnrrd June 20 2010, 03:35:47 UTC
I'm familiar with the site. Honestly, though, I have never really found time to wade through the sheer volume of material there to find the stuff that was any good.

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etcet June 21 2010, 17:41:25 UTC
I tend to go by subject, and if I hit on an author I like who writes for other subjects, I follow along.

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