Were YOU hoping to find something here? Too bad loser bitch.
Go play in traffic now.

In 1970 (the year you were born)
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I have a bruise, a big one, on my lower back.
All day long I'm like why the fuck does this hurt so frigging bad and what did I do to it?
So I looked in the mirror and I have this huge bruise just above my tailbone.
Fuck it hurts.
But, see these poles?


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I was super cranky today and I apologize to most everyone I was short with.
The weather affects my joints in a bad way and it's cold plus damp so yeah, good times.

I got my first Christmas card today from the always funny, KarenShe makes me giggle ( Read more... )

Ok, yes, it's very, very, cool. It took tons of time and creativity and I bet his electric company loves him, but I swear by all that's holy, this man would be getting egged every Halloween if he was my neighbor ( Read more... )

I take gobs of pain killers, shit tons actually, but what I find utterly amusing is that they don't touch a headache ( Read more... )

This Saturday the 10th, I'm going to see the GenitorturersI'm so excited ( Read more... )

While at Publix this morning, they had Dino the dinosaur, their children's store mascot, there.
Just some guy dressed up in a gay furry suit.

Me: Hey Mark, I'll give you a dollar if you pose with him.
Mark: $2.
Me: Deal.
Sebastian: I want in on this!
Me: Deal.


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