I am so F-ing there!


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Sometimes I worry that my excessive consumption of "mind-expanding" party favors back in the dizzay might have ironically rendered me an intelligent person, immured in the unfortunate confines of a damaged brain. Any time I don't seem to grasp a concept, or something goes in one ear and out the other, my mind wanders to this bleak possibility. It ( Read more... )

I hate chipping a tooth...the immediate weirdness that becomes the mouth, the way my tongue is now raw from constantly flicking over the same spot, missing the familiarity of it all. Hopefully one day I will quit subconsciously chewing my pens, thus no more chipped teeth. I seem to have outgrown Leonardo DiCaprio, the inability to hold a job, my ( Read more... )

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Friday will be the first, official 1 on 1 rendezvous of my co-worker and the object of her 6 month affection, may the week of meticulous planning begin! Every smoke break I witness the "singles" of the company review the do's and dont's of various wardrobe ensembles, potential subjects to talk about to ensure scintillating conversation, and the ( Read more... )

Okay, I think I will literally be leaving my ass at work today as I have successfully laughed it off reading these. Be sure to click "Next Entry" at the bottom right hand corner for more, enjoy!

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They always spell trouble. I need to either go around barefoot or always wear shoes. Before when we had our little apartment in the barrio, Socks + Spiral Staircase= Me Busting Ass almost daily. My family and friends were even concerned Sid was hitting me from all the bruises, lol! Now that our floor is mostly tile, socks are almost just as ( Read more... )

I feel bad for Teri. Her father wont quit smoking. He has smoked his whole life and at this point, has had countless heart attacks and respiratory problems, carts around an oxygen tank, and always needs to be rushed to the hospital in the middle of the night because he cant breathe. She said she and her mother hid all of the lighters and ashtrays ( Read more... )

I can stop laughing at this (^-^) kekee ( Read more... )

Today has thankfully come to a close much faster than I had anticipated. Nashville has also begun processing orders, yielding plenty of time to surf the net, B.S. with co workers, and find creative loopholes around the security settings our IT department has so carefully created in a futile attempt to halt our advances into the forbidden ( Read more... )