Just what does it mean to fall for someone ( Read more... )

First of all I have to say "smart guy" is in this case simply a convenient way of describing you and are her words not mine. It in no way reflects my personal opinion of your intelligence. In fact I could safely say say that I think you are a bloody fucking idiot. I mean that in the worst possible way ( Read more... )

First go here: http://xkcd.com/458/Read more... )

If I though, even for a moment, a dating resume would work I'd write one up. I mean I have references and everything. It's almost worth doing just for the hell of it.

I find that as always, you watch over me ( Read more... )

All I need is a chance ( Read more... )

You have put this wall between us, and it keeps me from getting close to you ( Read more... )

1. It is possible for something to be both a good idea and at the same time be very stupid. For more details see "It seemed like a good idea at the time" or "what could possibly go wrong ( Read more... )

It's late. Far later than I should be up But I have a new theme song. It replaces "I gotta go" by Real Big Fish. It's a song by Death Cab For Cutie. It's like 8 minutes long. I considered going with Sky-2-High by Skankfunk but Death Cab one the fist fight.

This paradox, this puzzle without a solution is going to drive me mad(er). This is my giant's drink, my thermopile. I can't seem to make any progress and I can't help wondering if it's because the puzzle changes with every move I make ( Read more... )