We went to see New Moon this afternoon. Lord help me.
It was cheese-tastic. You can visit
thefreak to read the blow by hilarious blow, but suffice it to say, there was much laughter, we were loudly shushed by some Twi-hards, and when wolf boy took his shirt off, I think 100 women ovulated all at once
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This line made me GUFFAW aloud. I love you.
But I must add - the target audience isn't old enough to ovulate. Their moms all did though.
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She loves the series; but I think she may fall into the "too old to ovulate" category.
And now my brain is trying to kill me for thinking about that.
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I'm going to cut and paste from the followup I posted, since you haven't got that far yet:
Like, DUH! It’s fiction! Well, no shit, Sherlock. But like someone else said (probably more eloquently than I did ), just because something is fictional, doesn’t mean you’re immune to its influence. Lord of the Rings made fantasy cool again, after the genre had been dead for years. Brokeback Mountain spawned a lot a gay cowboy jokes, but it also got a lot of people considering what it's actually like to live as a gay person. If you wanna go lowbrow, consider this.. The “church” of Scientology has had detractors for years, but it wasn’t until the “Trapped in the Closet” episode of South Park that they became an international laughingstock ( ... )
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Cinderella, you have to meet expectations far above your own self to be acceptable even worthy of dancing with the prince. Suffering is a good thing.
Little Mermaid Ariel you have to completely change who you are because you aren't worthy. You have to throw away your life.
Snow White you are not responsible because someone evil is to blame. Only a fantasy character can save you. If it isn't Mr. Perfect who will overlook all YOUR flaws...
Even Jasmine the Arabian princess who seems so free spirited falls for flash.
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As you said Jasmine liked the poor Aladdin and was not impressed with the prince.
Mulan was brave and showed girls what it was like to be in a man's world. What she lacked in brawn, she made up for it with her brains. As someone mentioned she was also not too buxom....you don't need big breasts to save China...lol
She managed to get up that pole and retrieve the arrow, before anyone else.
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