Kikujani, April 2007 & translated by paaaaan

Baru: ...Are you okay?
Yasu: I'm saying IF I did. Are you all listening to me?
Baru: ...Are you crying?
Yasu: No, I'm not! I'm not crying. Does it look like I'm crying?!
Ohkura: You should go to the police
Yasu: Why?!
Baru: ...Are you okay? Shit...
Yasu: I don’t have a tendency to lie or anything you know!! I’ ( Read more... )

Mugendai no Gimon, 2006 & translated by subaru-wind8

Hina
Baru: That is why you should show off your manly side
Hina: I AM NOT A WOMAN!
Baru: No, no I know
Uchi: Calm down
Hina: What! So should I just take off my pants and prove it?

Janiben, November 2007 & translated by je_mix_fansubs

Yoko: I remember that you always said you like a woman who can cook (to Hina)
Hina: Yes, that's right
Sumiko: I can cut fish and serve it to you while it's still alive
Yoko: She should try this on you
Hina: *Stares at his crotch* What do you mean?
(Everyone laughs, Yasu & Yoko laugh and hit Hina)
Baru: Hey, ( Read more... )

Recomen, April 2010 translated by enshinge

Email: Just discovered my brother had porn. I didn't know. I guess all guys are interested in porn~
Baru: All guys are interested
Hina: (laugh) That was a quick answer
Baru: Especially Johnnys!
Hina: Especially? You mean even Johnnys.
Baru: ...Ah, I mean, especially me!

Quote submitted by chocbiggestfan1 :)

Duet, April 2004 translated by ricci.bidan.de/ryo

Yoko: Even though Nishikido-kun's so cute off stage, during press conferences he's so cool and scary, I wonder why.
Baru: He’s making a bad face, isn’t he? (laughs)
Yoko: Why?
Ryo: Eeeh… iya… (laugh)
Yoko: Even with that scary face, he goes home and calls out, 'Mommy!' He’s really such a good kid!
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Duet, April 2005 translated by ricci.bidan.de/ryo

Hina: ...Uchi, what's wrong? Are you thinking of giving me a chance to talk, too? (laugh)
Uchi: No, it's just that we still haven't talked about Murakami-kun and Yokoyama-kun...
Ryo: They’ll talk even if you ignore them, so it’s okay. (laugh)

Myojo, December 2006 & translated by enshinge

Yoko: ...how old were you when you were the most popular with girls?
Hiroto: Eh? That never happened.
Maashii: Mm. Not at all.
Yoko: Really? If I were a girl, I'd have slept with you. About thrice.
Hiroto: Idiot~!! (laugh)

Tsushin, June 2007 & translated by ttthhbbbtt

Baru: I like it but my brother likes it too much.  My brother, he really…
Hina: You should go fish together.
Baru: No. My brother, who I went to the same elementary school with, likes fishing so much that he used to piss off the school by fishing in the pond in the courtyard.
*Everybody laughs*
Baru: It was ( Read more... )

Recomen, June 2010 & translated by enshinge

Yoko: No, no. The nation's calling for me! "LET YOKOYAMA SING!! AS THE MAIN SINGER!!"
Hina: You're an idiot. Really
Ohkura: Wow, amazing! You live every day imagining things like that...
Ryo: He's got dreams

Thanks going out to chocbiggestfan1 for submitting this quote! :)

Potato, July 2004 & translated by daelite @ lifeisgoodtrans.wordpress.com

Ryo: But even if we play again I’ll just quit if I think I’m losing (laugh)
Uchi: You always do that
Ryo: That’s just the kind of person I am
Uchi: But when it comes to work, you always keep things together
Ryo: Thanks (laugh)