Kikujani, April 2007 & translated by
paaaaan Baru: ...Are you okay?
Yasu: I'm saying IF I did. Are you all listening to me?
Baru: ...Are you crying?
Yasu: No, I'm not! I'm not crying. Does it look like I'm crying?!
Ohkura: You should go to the police
Yasu: Why?!
Baru: ...Are you okay? Shit...
Yasu: I don’t have a tendency to lie or anything you know!! I’m just saying IF I drop it…
Yasu telling a story hypothetically 'if' he lost his cell phone, but of course Baru + Ohkura are mockingly taking it literally much to Yasu's frustration ;)