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[kame_sanada]

Sanchirou is the cutest little girl and I want to love and spoil and make sure she never dates anyone ever because between me and Gen-chan they would probably end up a chalky dust outline on the floor, white ashes to scatter to the wind. Mom also beat me over the head multiple times with a frying pan for not really telling anyone my plans. She

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[maruib]

Can I go shopping with you, sensei?

[kame_sanada]

Sure! I'd like the company, though it might be pretty boring. I mostly need just sweatpants and stuff, because I teach physical education.

Is there anything you're looking for?

[maruib]

You need a costume too. Because everyone needs a costume in case of emergencies. Costume parties come out of nowhere.

And no, I just feel like going out.

[kame_sanada]

Couldn't I just wear my underwear over my pants and call myself a superhero?

That's cool. Want to go tonight, or do you have other plans?

[petenshi_sama]

I have declared my plans to date Sanchirou when she's older to Sanada.

[kame_sanada]

Nope, not allowed.

Baby sister is not allowed to date ever.

[petenshi_sama]

You're awful. I would remember to use protection.

[kame_sanada]

There will be no talk of sex with my little sister when she's not even a year old.

Do they make chastity belts that grow with the child?

Where is Waldo?

Who let the dogs out?

Dude, where is my car?

All these questions that need answering.

[ssd_rai]

She will eventually want to date someone.

[kame_sanada]

Lies and slander and libel.

[ssd_rai]

You will be a scarily over protective big brother won't you.

I'd offer to go shopping with you, but it seems like Marui-kun already has.

[kame_sanada]

Nobody will lay a finger on my little girl.

Come with us!