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if you are out there
you are still my number 1 -
An existentialist question for you
What are you going to be on Halloween? -
BREAKING NEWS OOPS PUN.
"Though the penis does not contain a bone, a penile fracture - or broken penis - can easily occur in certain situations."
"Although there is no bone, a penile fracture occurs when the ligaments are torn. This is just as painful as a broken bone."
"At full erection, the penis is the most vulnerable. If, during this time, it hits an immovable object, ( Read more... ) -
POLITIX
Don't you think it's a little sad that I wasn't around during the campaigns for the camp elections ( Read more... ) -
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REQUESTING THE AUDIENCE OF A JURY.
what is your judgement for the lasering of somebody's groin?
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let's go back to nature
Let's skip ahead, past 'what will I do when I grow up?' assignment, right to:
How do you think I will die?
OOC: Today Niou sealed up all the toilet doors in the camp. He figures that people should learn to coexist with nature ahem.
