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[kame_sanada]

Sanchirou is the cutest little girl and I want to love and spoil and make sure she never dates anyone ever because between me and Gen-chan they would probably end up a chalky dust outline on the floor, white ashes to scatter to the wind. Mom also beat me over the head multiple times with a frying pan for not really telling anyone my plans. She

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[petenshi_sama]

I have declared my plans to date Sanchirou when she's older to Sanada.

[kame_sanada]

Nope, not allowed.

Baby sister is not allowed to date ever.

[petenshi_sama]

You're awful. I would remember to use protection.

[kame_sanada]

There will be no talk of sex with my little sister when she's not even a year old.

Do they make chastity belts that grow with the child?

Where is Waldo?

Who let the dogs out?

Dude, where is my car?

All these questions that need answering.

[petenshi_sama]

The more you try to stop her the more rebellious she will be.

[kame_sanada]

She's a Sanada.

[petenshi_sama]

So? What about when she asks why you and Sanada are allowed to date?

[kame_sanada]

By the time she cares Gen-chan will be in his twenties and I'll be ancient.

I'll tell her she can date when she is Gen-chan's age.

[petenshi_sama]

When she's in her twenties? What if she asks why you dated so many boys when you were younger?

[kame_sanada]

No way would I ever give my baby sister a description of my love life.

[petenshi_sama]

Stories of your legacy might still be passing oratorically in Rikkai. That's where she will be going, right?

[kame_sanada]

People don't believe everything they hear.

Why, did you ever hear anything about me at Rikkai-dai?

[petenshi_sama]

You're wrong.

Perhaps. I still think the more you restrict her the more rebellious she will be.

[kame_sanada]

If people believed everything they heard their heads would be brimming with nonsense.

She's a girl. Things are different and more dangerous. Besides, we will protect her in a way that doesn't look like we are. Sneaky.

[petenshi_sama]

Most people's heads are full of shit.

There's still a long way before she grows up anyway.

[emperorsanada]

And I said no.