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[kalpurna]

You guys, is the best thing in the whole world right now Marty Dressler, or Gabriel Eduardo Saporta? These are the burning questions that haunt me! These are the issues that cause me to mix my metaphors.

(LOVE STORIES. THEY MAKE UP LOVE STORIES. Is that not the most charming description of fanfic you have ever heard? Ryanross, you and your

Comments

[lovinspike247]

OMG, THE VIDEO IS SO CRACKY AND BRILLIANT! BUT I DIDN'T KNOW VICKY T DIRECTED IT! OMG, I NOW LOVE IT EVEN MORE.

DUDE, IT'S 7.50AM, IT'S TOO FUCKING EARLY TO BE USING CAPLOCKS. DAMN YOU, CS.

[kalpurna]

IT IS THE MOST WTF THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE IT LIKE BREEEEATHING

HAHAHAHAHAA THE TWISTER THING, WTF! THEM IN BED TOGETHER! THE ENDING SHOT! THE WHOLE THING IS LIKE A TINY MIRACLE ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN!

[lovinspike247]

OMG, THE BED SHARING! THEY'RE BASICALLY FORCING US TO WRITE LOVE STORIES ABOUT THEM! AND THEIR LITTLE DANCE DURING THE CHORUS! I'M SO GONNA DO THAT DANCE EVERYTIME I LISTEN TO THE SONG!

HOW ARE THEY SO AWESOME?! IT SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE!

[kalpurna]

UHM, HI, THAT CAN BE ADDED TO THE ENDLESS LIST OF FANFIC GABE SAPORTA CANONICALLY WOULD LIKE US TO WRITE ABOUT HIM.

1. MPREG
2. ALIENS MADE THEM DO IT
3. HOOKERFIC
4. MARRIAGEFIC
5. GABE/PATRICK
6. GABE/TRAVIS/WILLIAM (WHICH HE IS ON RECORD AS WANTING)
7. COBRA GSF
8. BEDSHARING

OH MY GOD I CANNOT EVENNNNNN. I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM.

[iphignia939]

I SEE NO REASON WHY GABRIEL EDUARDO SAPORTA CANNOT HELP MARTY DRESSLER FLEE TO A COUNTRY WITH LENIENT EXTRADITION LAWS. SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE THAT. SOMEONE WHO IS NOT ME.

[kalpurna]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA. AHAHAHA. THAT IS KIND OF THE MOST RIDICUMAZING THING THAT I HAVE ENCOUNTERED ALL DAY (EXCEPT FOR THE GUILTY PLEASURE VID). I AGREE WITH THIS COMMENT.

[belladonnalin]

Oh my god. I'm marrying all of the Cobra, seriously.

[kalpurna]

Uhm, dude, I am thisclose to just buying a van and following them around the country. I LOVE THEM LIKE BREATHING.

[belladonnalin]

They made me laugh my ass off (SILENTLY BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND IS SLEEPING) for the entire. fucking. video.

I don't even ... THERE ARE NO WORDS!

[kalpurna]

NO. NO. THERE REALLY AREN'T ANY WORDS. ONLY SILENT HELPLESS GIGGLES.

[ladysorka]

I WILL TOTALLY JOIN YOU IN YOUR SHITTY VAN OH MY GOD.

[kalpurna]

AHAHAHAHA INORITE. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM AND HOW THEY'RE ABOUT THREE SECONDS FROM CRACKING UP FOR THE ENTIRE STUPID VIDEO. *draws hearts*

[ladysorka]

GIZMO. GIZMO.

[kalpurna]

GIIIIIIIZMO UGH WHY SO AMAZINGGGGG

[joandarck]

I haven't done an official count, but it seems like Google has at least as many pictures of you making out with or groping dudes as there are of Pete Wentz doing the same. So why does Pete get all the gay cred?
Pete gets gay cred? Who is he making out with? The only one I saw was of him making out with me. Is he cheating on me?

[kalpurna]

*shrugs helplessly* My canon, Joan! I do not even know what to do with it sometimes.