You guys, is the best thing in the whole world right now
Marty Dressler, or
Gabriel Eduardo Saporta? These are the burning questions that haunt me! These are the issues that cause me to mix my metaphors.
(LOVE STORIES. THEY MAKE UP LOVE STORIES. Is that not the most charming description of fanfic you have ever heard? Ryanross, you and your kinda sick pornfiction have a lot to learn from your so-called best friend!)
In other news,
THE VIDEO FOR GUILTY PLEASURE IS UP AND APPARENTLY IT WAS DIRECTED BY ONE VICTORIA ASHER AND I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET BUT I LOVE THE WORRRRRLD ETA: hahahahahhahhahaha oh my GOD I LOVE THE COBRAS SO MUCH IT HURTS. SO MUCH. I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM GOING TO GET IN A SHITTY VAN AND FOLLOW THEM ACROSS THE COUNTRY WHEN THEY FINALLY GET A HEADLINING TOUR.
*fangs up!*