Comments | kalpurna: Three rhetorical questions

kalpurna

Three rhetorical questions

Jul 31, 2007 15:03

1. Everyone, why am I such a giant perv?

So for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, I was talking to shoemaster about ( Patrick being really freaky in bed. )

bandom, meta, fandom, plkw3, tmi, p$

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purelyironic July 31 2007, 19:29:53 UTC

I've been staring at that picture for the whole day. How can they be so awesome?!

(Your link's a bit messed up.)

kalpurna July 31 2007, 20:44:04 UTC

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, HONESTLY.

(Ooh, thanks for catching that!)

misspamela July 31 2007, 19:35:41 UTC

Dude, I can't. I have to keep stopping and thinking about that, I don't even know.

And what interview with Pete when?

kalpurna July 31 2007, 20:45:47 UTC

I know, right? It kept occurring to me today at work. NOT HELPFUL.

BAM

frogy July 31 2007, 19:39:01 UTC

she remembered hearing somewhere sometime that Patrick Stump is filthy in bed

Wait, what? Where?

This is unbelievably awesome.

kalpurna July 31 2007, 20:46:42 UTC

Dude, I don't know! Somewhere? DOES IT MATTER? IS IT NOT ALREADY THE TRUEST OF CANON FACTS IN YOUR HEART?

frogy August 1 2007, 01:33:38 UTC

It is already the truest of facts in my heart, but that doesn't stop me from wanting details about Patrick!sex.

kalpurna August 1 2007, 01:51:51 UTC

The fact that I will never experience Patrick!sex keeps me up at night. I wish I were exaggerating.

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strobelighted July 31 2007, 19:44:51 UTC

I am in the library looking furtively at those links because I am scared that someone will look at my screen and start judging me, and yes, I do rather like BDSM in my fic and then there was the link to the kissy video and the picture and WHY AM I NOT IN THIS FANDOM YET??

kalpurna August 1 2007, 01:31:19 UTC

OMG WHY ARE YOU NOT IN THIS FANDOM YET SRSLY. DUDE. DUDE. THE SECOND YOU GET TO CHICAGO, YOU ARE COMING OVER TO MY APARTMENT, AND I AM PIMPING YOU THE HELL IN.

(OH LOOK MORE CANON BOYKISSING IN MY ICON, WHAT)

strobelighted August 1 2007, 02:31:42 UTC

WHEN ARE YOU GETTING TO CHICAGO BECAUSE THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

(OMG OMG OMG. SPEECHLESS. BOYS. KISS. BOYS. NNNNNNGH.)

miss_saigon July 31 2007, 19:55:39 UTC

Please tell me you are actually writing that story. I suddenly find myself desperately needing fic about Patrick freaking out Pete with his sexual kinks. It's always the quiet ones isn't it?

Also, huge word to your commentary on the importance of words and the ridiculousness of accusing zvi of being too accusatory in her tone. People go apeshit all over their lj's when they are offended by someone not cut-tagging a spoiler and page after page of people will comment and back them up, but heaven forbid that someone show a little anger over someone using racist language. The argument that you need to check your tone reeks of racism and making sure POC remember their "place".

Bandom rocks:) I can't wait to see what Gerard and Frank are doing by the last show of the tour.

kalpurna August 1 2007, 01:36:20 UTC

Dude, I kind of feel like I should. I don't know! We'll see!

The argument that you need to check your tone reeks of racism and making sure POC remember their "place".

Yeaaaah. It keeps reminding me of high school and middle school, where I can't even count the number of times I got vocally angry about a gender issue and was told to CALM DOWN and STOP BEING A CRAZY FEMINIST. It's such a classic move, coming from a position of privilege and pretending to be the voice of reason. Not only are we going to infuriate you, we're also going to invalidate and belittle the rage you feel as a result of it! Jesus Christ, people, buy a clue.

BANDOM TOTALLY ROCKS. \o/ I can't even IMAGINE. Blowjobs????