"Metaphords" (LotR RPS, VM/OB, LT) (PG)

[k_leale]

For lotrpschallenge:
Challenge #1: Word Length and Candy

1st paragraph must be 50 words
2nd paragraph must be 40 words
3rd paragraph must be 30 words
4th paragraph must be 20 words
5th paragraph must be 10 words

Also, must use THIS PIC in some way. The other random challenge-like thing was just a me thing because well, I could.

Title: Metaphords
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Comments

[k_leale]

This all does too go together.

Oh, thank goodness--and thank you. I guess it's looking at it with the knowledge of how it was written (piecemeal!) that makes it feel choppy.

I always eat the green gummi bears first. They're just superior.

And this Orlando can just tell Viggo to take his pretentious ass and fuck off.

This Orlando needs your review of Viggo's art so he can feel better. :)

(I put up a review of Troy on my journal)
Sweet! Going to look. I have been nagged by Hector/Paris slash, Andromache/Helen slash, and some other Helen thing that had to scoot over to make room for the Hector/Paris so I can't quite remember what the point was. *scowls* And here I was trying to write Achilles/Odysseus. The unfairness of it all.