I just want to stress that I am not agreeing with Malfoy. NOT!

But whoever has ALL THE BOOKS ON GERMANIC CURSES take them back NOW or I will HURT YOU I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

Also, it isn't funny. Shut up.

( private to the Ravenclaw 7th year boys )

The weird thing is that things that mattered, don't, and things that didn't, do.

( private )

[filtered to Students]

Yeah, hah, very funny. I'm sure you all think this is hilarious. Well you can all just fuck off, all right? I don't want to hear about it anymore. The next person who says anything about it is getting hexed. I hate you all. Except for those of you I don't, which isn't many.

So I was reading this book about cabbages when I realised that next year I'll actually have to do something with my life. I never thought I'd make it, you know, I always figured a house would fall on me or I'd be turned into a newt by now. It's really bloody terrifying.

Anyone want to start a band?

( private to Adrian )

( private to Michael )

I can tell you all care hugely, as in not at all, but I'm fine. I remember stuff. And some of you are in big trouble, you lying sods (I mean you, Stebbins, you owe me five sickles ( Read more... )

Arithmancy -- Bloody easy. That question on absolutely identical matrices was straight out of Numander's second appendix. I know because I checked it after. Arithmancy is my bitch ( Read more... )

[one botched filtering charm leaves the following painfully legible to everyone through the scrubbing out]

Oh GOD I'm going to fail everything.

I'm going to have to be a dentist or a postman or a fucking CIRCUS CLOWN in the CIRCUSPeople will throw things. I know it. I hate my life, I wish I was a kestrel or something. My head is totally full ( Read more... )

( private to Adrian )

Oh shi

Happy birthday, Michael!

( private to Michael )