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I can tell you all care hugely, as in not at all, but I'm fine. I remember stuff. And some of you are in big trouble, you lying sods (I mean you, Stebbins, you owe me five sickles).
I bought a new wand -- all right, I got some help buying a new wand -- and it's bigger than the last one and it's willow and all swooshy, and I can't wait to try some charms and stuff but I can't because of the STUPID AGEIST GOVERNMENTAL POLICIES that are Shackling my Independent Development. (Mum says to say hi. I don't think she gets what this is, but anyway.)
Adrian and I are having a wicked holiday. We haven't done anything really except watch tv and eat everything in the pantry and stuff. Only bad part is that I have to kill my brat of a sister for addicting Adrian to horrible pop music.
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I'm running out of muggle stuff to do. We've done video games, watched a bunch of movies, played with the blender, and burned stuff in the kitchen. Any ideas on how to keep a wizard entertained?
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[private to Adrian, Michael, Pansy, Marietta, Neville, Stephen and Anthony]
Look. It's not a big deal, but I just thought I should apologise to you all for being a fuckwit dickhead after the whole Thing. I hit my head and I wasn't me. I mean, I was me but not ME, me. You know what I mean.
And I thought I should probably tell you all that I love you because if you don't know then if this ever happens again you won't be able to tell me that I do and then I won't know. Anyway, I do. Not all the same, because that would be weird, but I do. So, yeah.
If you make fun of me, Goldstein, I'll fill your slippers with treacle when school goes back, I SWEAR.
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I bought a new wand -- all right, I got some help buying a new wand -- and it's bigger than the last one and it's willow and all swooshy, and I can't wait to try some charms and stuff but I can't because of the STUPID AGEIST GOVERNMENTAL POLICIES that are Shackling my Independent Development. (Mum says to say hi. I don't think she gets what this is, but anyway.)
Adrian and I are having a wicked holiday. We haven't done anything really except watch tv and eat everything in the pantry and stuff. Only bad part is that I have to kill my brat of a sister for addicting Adrian to horrible pop music.
[private to everyone who isn't Adrian]
I'm running out of muggle stuff to do. We've done video games, watched a bunch of movies, played with the blender, and burned stuff in the kitchen. Any ideas on how to keep a wizard entertained?
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[private to Adrian, Michael, Pansy, Marietta, Neville, Stephen and Anthony]
Look. It's not a big deal, but I just thought I should apologise to you all for being a fuckwit dickhead after the whole Thing. I hit my head and I wasn't me. I mean, I was me but not ME, me. You know what I mean.
And I thought I should probably tell you all that I love you because if you don't know then if this ever happens again you won't be able to tell me that I do and then I won't know. Anyway, I do. Not all the same, because that would be weird, but I do. So, yeah.
If you make fun of me, Goldstein, I'll fill your slippers with treacle when school goes back, I SWEAR.
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