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[justalilnuts]

[So, Harley has been making the best of her time here in Vertiline. She's found allllll kinds of neat things after a bit of unsupervised wandering. Did you just feel a chill run down your spines? 'Cause, it wouldn't be a bad thing to be a bit alarmed.

You see, Harley located .. the armory.

There is a moment and the communicator clicks to life.Can

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[Audio] Locked to Harley

[pinkefficiency]

[Ah, yes. Max was wondering when you'd post on here.

And...yeah, the fact that you taught your capybara how to laugh is really fucking creepy. Her tone doesn't suggest it, though.]

Yeah, everything here is pretty retro. It's like they don't even have anything from the past century. [Which is a shame, because Max would REALLY like a computer, at some point.]

[Audio] Locked to Max

[justalilnuts]

[Well, she was bound to post here sooner or later, Max; and, really there was a lot to look into in this place. Helllooooooo, weapons!

And, there is nothing wrong with a little laughter. Species should not denote whether or not something laughs. Best medicine in the world, laughter. 8D]

LISA! Ya ain't even foolin'! I ain't been in a room this small since my days in college. Buuuut .. it's kinda cute in a quaint way, ya know?

[Audio] Locked to Harley

[pinkefficiency]

It was cute for the first few minutes, but when you're used to a place like Gotham, this sort of thing gets old really fast.

[Audio] Locked to Max

[justalilnuts]

[Have a snort of laughter. No, really, she's quite amused right now.]

Look, toots, this place ain't got nothin' on Arkham so it's alright with me! Ya just gotta find things ta keep ya busy, ya know? Liiiike .. target practice or somethin'! Plenty'a small furry things ta shoot at around here.

There is a shuffled sound in the background and Harley coos once more at her capybara.]

Awww, no, puddin' puff! Mama don't mean you!

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[gimmethesuit]

So you're Harley.

[It's not really a question.]

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[justalilnuts]

Awwww, bubs, ya've heard of me!!!

[She sounds positively thrilled about it, too!!]

[Audio]

[gimmethesuit]

Yeah.

I have.

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[justalilnuts]

[Can you hear that, Terry? That's what beaming brightly actually sounds like. When she speaks, it's an aside to her capybara, rather than to Terry himself.]

Mama will be able ta start a fan club soon, huh, baby? So, that'd make ya from Gotham, huh? Durin' my hay-day or future tense, bubs?

[Yeah. The future. She might not know there's several Bat-like figures running around, yet, but she knows there are future Gothamites.]

[wayfoundwind]

[Okay there, Harley, Ven isn't quite sure what to do with all this... exuberance?

But hey! She sounds friendly! If a little loud...]

I don't think they're giving them away... maybe it's more of a loan? Like libraries?

[justalilnuts]

[Exuberance is how Harley LIVES! Prepare to meet you match, happy boy!]

Huh .. well .. I can deal with a loaner, ya know? Ain't like I'm gonna be here forever, but it'll be nice ta have somethin' ta play with while I am.

[The QUEEN of positive!]

[wayfoundwind]

[OH RIGHT HE IS FORGETTING SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT HERE. WATCH OUT HARLEY. HERE COMES THE PATENTED VEN INTRO. IF HE WERE A PULL-STRING TOY HE WOULD HAVE TWO PHRASES. 'Call me Ven!' and 'Let's be friends!']

Oh, right! Haha, sorry, I'm Ventus! Everybody just calls me Ven, though.

So, uh, does that mean you're a fighter too?

[justalilnuts]

[Wow! This kid had all kinds of energy and oomf!]

It's a pleasure ta meet ya, Ven! I'm Harley Quinn, but ya can feel free ta stick ta Harley!

[This would be her nodding, even though you can't see it! :D]

I dabble, ya know .. little bit here an' there. Ya could say that I'm more than capable of defendin' myself. ♥

[Whaaaaaat? Leave out pertinent details??? Harley?! XD XD XD]