Miles makes much more sense as a character if you imagine him being played by Jensen in 10 years. Since he basically is Dean, anyway.

Flipped the channel to a decades old rerun of my childhood favorite murder mystery and was attacked by a plot bunny:

Sam & Dean take the Impala up to Maine to hunt one Jessica Fletcher, HARBINGER OF DOOM...

I would write fanfic for Scandal, except that it is so fucking perfect the way you write it I want to lay it down by the fire and make sweet, sweet love to it, then take you under the bleachers and do bad things to you. Please continue to make the president say things about being unable to control his erections around Olivia Pope, because I too ( Read more... )

Please start shaving again. It makes it difficult for me to objectify you when you look like you'd take the top 7 layers of skin off the face of anyone trying to kiss you, and also it makes you less pretty. I get that if you are Jensen Ackles pretty you may need to grow some scruff to be taken seriously as a violent drifter, but the rest of you ( Read more... )

~ Do they not have the news in Utah?

~ Turns out I still like as adults most of the people I crushed on as a kid.

~ No, seriously, do they censor the news about the rest of the country in Utah?

~ I do not understand your crazy pants desire to virtual farm. Your parents worked really hard so you wouldn't have to farm.

~ I do not have a problem with you ( Read more... )

You make me feel dirty, but in that good way where you were totally born within ten years of me so I don't have to call the cops on myself.

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I just want Francis to have a nice man fuck the crap out of him and possibly touch his face tenderly and kiss him in public, thus ruining all his Machiavellian planning. Possibly Brandon Ruth. I blame Smallville.

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But listening to "All Around the World" makes me titter every time because it sounds like Ludacris is singing a love song to Justin Beiber.

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I'd just like to say that Shemar Moore's Facebook photos make my loins all aquiver. Like a beef tenderloin cooked to perfection by the fiery aftermath of an 8.6 and the days and days of aftershocks felt round the globe.

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I don't get it. I just watched both seasons and I still just do not get it, Stiles being awesome aside. Why?

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