So, my Big Gay Mountain Men™ just propositioned me sexually. Something about BGMM1 losing a bet with an ex who wanted to see a woman do him with a toy and me being the only woman BGMM2 trusts. All I can say is What The Fuck. Has the death of Heath Ledger made the world go crazy? Seriously people. Get a grip.

( It's the New Year, and I needed to write last night out. Don't expect a ton of posts, and don't expect to understand all of this. )

Today is Friday and much has changed since my last post. I'm down one squatter and up one complicated and somewhat frustrating (but kinda awesome) relationship. School is going somewhat better and I'm doing well. Interesting events have included going to Chicago to see Moose do a reading of the book she just published (which I helped edit and am ( Read more... )

I've decided that writing in LJ is far more interesting then studying for finals, so it's time to start doing this thing again. It'll keep me off the streets, right ( Read more... )

Don't cook a turkey. It'll just make you sad. Decide it's much too much food for one anyway. Make a beef kielbasa instead. Tell yourself that you're German and that it's appropriate, though if asked you wouldn't be able to explain how. Decide to make mashed potatoes because you have seen her make them a thousand times and you think you ( Read more... )

Today I was supposed to go to Boston with the intrepid Emster, but I was forced to beg off due to "women's troubles". So picture, if you will, me cuddled up on the couch watching Alien: Resurrection. I'm counting all the ways the movie is Serenity with big aliens and a really bad director. My calico is doing her damnedest to stick her entire ass ( Read more... )

Today Texas and I went to the gym in what I think will soon become a regular thing for us. I find it kind of interesting how much easier it is to work out when there is someone there to talk to. Right now my abs burn and I'm trying to get it through my thick skull that school starts in just a few days. It doesn't seem real yet. I think I have ( Read more... )

ok. I have a problem
my ex is being deployed to ***** for the next six months.
in this moment there is literally nothing on this planet that I do not hate.
if I could blow it all up I would.