So damned retarded.

[judge]

It's days like this I think there's a vengeful and sarcastic God somewhere. After spending the day at work making fun of people with Jeremy, I managed to cut the lower right side of my tongue with a Dorito. Am I good or what, eh? Anyway, so right now I have to keep my tongue pressed against the roof of my mouth no matter what, or it rubs against my

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[the_z]

Fucking bastard. You made me laugh while I have a chest cold. Now I can't stop coughing ;_; Heh, but it was worth it. I suppose we can laugh at each other's pain now. That's what life is all about.

You could sue...

[galith]

Well at least in theory, force them to make chips that aren't as sharp or something, those packages should come with warning lables.

Or not...

[yukimi]

Weren't you going to be a greeter there as a PT job? >:)
You still aren't getting out of using your tongue buster!