Getting sick from overpriced "valentine's day" desserts.

It'd be really funny if I didn't feel like my entire body was made of molten puke right now.

Apparently the new "thing to do" is to Google "yourname needs" and see what comes out. I got several (including some for Seth McFarlane), but the winner by FAR - "Seth needs stitches in his hand. Seth has committed battery or assault depending on the local laws ( Read more... )

You mean like this?

Anjin-san off.

According to Signs, if you stop believing in God, he's going to smite the world with an alien attack to get you back on course.

So please do us all a favor and go to church. Thank you.

Anjin-san off.

...this would be the most retarded thing ever. My bad.

Anjin-san off.

It's days like this I think there's a vengeful and sarcastic God somewhere. After spending the day at work making fun of people with Jeremy, I managed to cut the lower right side of my tongue with a Dorito. Am I good or what, eh? Anyway, so right now I have to keep my tongue pressed against the roof of my mouth no matter what, or it rubs against my ( Read more... )

Miss Thang supplied us with some ancient southwestern wisdom today. Friends don't make fun of friends who are having inappropriate thoughts about household appliances.

That is all.

Anjin-san off.