Fatherhood; the downsides.

[journal_etc]

ARGH.

I can’t take it anymore, I can’t. I’m going mad.

They are watching Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat for the SEVENTH CONSECUTIVE TIME.

It’s like Chinese water torture, BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS THEY NEED ME TO CONFESS.

Fuck it, YES, I took the last packet of monster munch, it was me who used up the last of the blue shower gel and

Comments

[runway_runaway]

Oh you are just the WORST type of person.

The brothers are the BAD guys, lil B!

Honestly, I don't know WHAT I see in you.

Make me some coffeeeeee though, LOVE LOVE x x x x x x x x

[journal_etc]

What are you even DOING on here?? Get OUT.

The Bothers have a damn good point.

Reuben was the eldest of the children of Israel
With Simeon and Levi the next in line
Naphtali and Isaachar with Asher and Dan
Zebulun and Gad took the total to nine
Jacob, Jacob and sons,
Benjamin and Judah, which leaves only one
Jacob, Jacob and sons,
Joseph - Jacob's favourite son

See that? FAVOURITE son, you aren't SUPPOSED to have favourites if you're a dad, Joseph is a BITCH. I hate him.

Make your own damn coffee. NO LOVE. (x)

[runway_runaway]

>_< You are HORRID.

Ok. I might then, I'll make it with milk and sugar, HA. Bastardized coffe made in YOUR kitchen, how you like THAT?

x x x x x x x x

[journal_etc]

Your argument is somewhat flawed by the eight kisses following.

And be my guest. But your still drinking it.

I have NEVER claimed not to be horrid, Malfoy.

[deadlyanthrax]

It's easy to get the impression that god like a schister from some of the Old Tesatment Torah (get how PC I'm being on your behalf, jew-boy :P).

[journal_etc]

Don't he just? Prick.

What happens with us less than fucking perfect people? Not that you would know, eh, Nenana?

(I love it, you make my heart all warm, if I were to have a jewish wife I would hope it you. I don't think i've been called Jew Boy since I was 18... MEMORIES.)

[deadlyanthrax]

It does make you wonder what the point of doing your best is when he's rooting for the up-himself dickhead. Jacob is a bit of a case in point too, actually. "Why yes, you can have this stew, brother mine *cough*if yougiveupyourbirthright*cough*"

Whatever happened to Esau anyway?

I'd love to be your Jewish wife, but I'm a recovering Catholic =/

Also recovering from an ill advised dabble in Voodoo and Magick, but that's another story for another time.

[journal_etc]

Haha! oh, what are they LIKE! The scamps.

Whatever happened to Esau? is the name of my first album, actually.

Oh tell me it ain't SO pretty lady! Not CATHOLICISM! that's the worst of all the isms, trust. Come be a bad Jew with me, we can carry things on Sundays and have a RIGHT giggle about it.

Now see that sounds interesting, I'm all agog now, but I have to take my little girl to tea, so I will have to get it out of you later x

Yes. I said 'to tea'. Don't you DARE judge me.

[inthereeperbahn]

LMAO i likd his little loincloth though

the osmonds were ACE! one time i saw the osmonds, the bay city rollers, david cassidy AND david essex all play the same concert, i was the youngest there by like 40 years XD

[journal_etc]

This whole comment; I can find NOTHING positive to say about it AT ALL.

Except there is a really huge chance you would get along with Tim quite nicely. Which is... great? Friendships, YAY! *\o/*

Seriously? That was a concert? I'm pretty sure that is against the Geneva Convention. Do you want me to get you someone to talk to? Something to ease the pain?

[journal_etc]

She was only doing to wind me up, she usually watches documentaries on owls or whatever.

West Side Story is standable, just. It's difficult, but there is no Donny Osmond.

[journal_etc]

Owls is maybe a bad example. Animals, natural disasters, what the victorians did for us etc etc bla bla bla.

[camdendollyboy]

wate who has a tecnicolor dream coat? whered he get it do you kno?? it sounds amazign =)

[journal_etc]

It was a long long time ago kid, but after a quick google search I can tell you that this is the coat

[camdendollyboy]

Hm, teh first is alrite.. tho its sorta liek one a those robes them funky preests ware (no ofense rudi haha) looks liek it culd use some updatign yeah? meybe some sequiens

but OMG drool.. seriusly i wuld give an arm for taht 2nd coat.. meybe not MY arm but SOMEBODYS arm. leoperd print too?! can i marry it pleese????

[journal_etc]

That's the one Joseph was singing about. Sequins are never a bad idea.

maybe not MY arm but SOMEBODY'S arm
I like your style kid.

I now pronounce you husband and coat. Enjoy.