Fatherhood; the downsides.

[journal_etc]

ARGH.

I can’t take it anymore, I can’t. I’m going mad.

They are watching Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat for the SEVENTH CONSECUTIVE TIME.

It’s like Chinese water torture, BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS THEY NEED ME TO CONFESS.

Fuck it, YES, I took the last packet of monster munch, it was me who used up the last of the blue shower gel and

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[journal_etc]

It was a long long time ago kid, but after a quick google search I can tell you that this is the coat;

http://www.broadwaycostumes.com/images/shows/joseph-and-the-amazing-technicolor-dreamcoat/dreamcoat-c-zoom.jpg

BUT I think what you need, really, is THIS jacket.

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://techdigest.tv/led_coat-thumb.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.techdigest.tv/2007/12/lightup_fake_fu.html&usg=__ABCRvW-jYkl5Fy0ULdLXVjINecs=&h=267&w=225&sz=25&hl=en&start=25&um=1&tbnid=jtVqtnF_UH3EYM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=95&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmulti%2B%2Bcoloured%2Bcoat%2Bebay%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN%26start%3D18%26um%3D1

You KNOW you want that one. Fuck, I want that one.

[camdendollyboy]

Hm, teh first is alrite.. tho its sorta liek one a those robes them funky preests ware (no ofense rudi haha) looks liek it culd use some updatign yeah? meybe some sequiens

but OMG drool.. seriusly i wuld give an arm for taht 2nd coat.. meybe not MY arm but SOMEBODYS arm. leoperd print too?! can i marry it pleese????

[journal_etc]

That's the one Joseph was singing about. Sequins are never a bad idea.

maybe not MY arm but SOMEBODY'S arm
I like your style kid.

I now pronounce you husband and coat. Enjoy.

[camdendollyboy]

agreed! tehy realy make evrythign better!

ha well yuo know its a doggy dog world out theyre gota be willign to make some sacrefices ;-)

genius! i ent never been a husband before evryone alwasy calls me the wife no idea why realy..

[journal_etc]

Dog eat dog, I think, is the expression you're after :)

Do they? Poor Boy. Pay them no heed young lad.

[camdendollyboy]

swot i said innit? close enugh yea?

yea i reckin theyll shut there filthy mouths now i got me a coat wife.. nobodyll mess wiht me now ;-)

[journal_etc]

Yeah it was close enough.

Yeah reckon so. I know I wouldn't be messing, Your coat wife is fierce.

[camdendollyboy]

yea she is well dauntign ent she?

..hey wait i ment i culd protect her cos obviusly ne one cool enough to have a coat wife ent worth messin wiht yeah? not shed proctect me.. just castrateme why dont yuo??

[journal_etc]

I apologise most profusely to you sir, no offence meant I can assure you.

[camdendollyboy]

aw yea tahts waht they all say ;P dont worry i wont hold it aginst you im a forgivin lad.