Fatherhood; the downsides.

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ARGH.

I can’t take it anymore, I can’t. I’m going mad.

They are watching Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat for the SEVENTH CONSECUTIVE TIME.

It’s like Chinese water torture, BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS THEY NEED ME TO CONFESS.

Fuck it, YES, I took the last packet of monster munch, it was me who used up the last of the blue shower gel and

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[deadlyanthrax]

It's easy to get the impression that god like a schister from some of the Old Tesatment Torah (get how PC I'm being on your behalf, jew-boy :P).

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Don't he just? Prick.

What happens with us less than fucking perfect people? Not that you would know, eh, Nenana?

(I love it, you make my heart all warm, if I were to have a jewish wife I would hope it you. I don't think i've been called Jew Boy since I was 18... MEMORIES.)

[deadlyanthrax]

It does make you wonder what the point of doing your best is when he's rooting for the up-himself dickhead. Jacob is a bit of a case in point too, actually. "Why yes, you can have this stew, brother mine *cough*if yougiveupyourbirthright*cough*"

Whatever happened to Esau anyway?

I'd love to be your Jewish wife, but I'm a recovering Catholic =/

Also recovering from an ill advised dabble in Voodoo and Magick, but that's another story for another time.

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Haha! oh, what are they LIKE! The scamps.

Whatever happened to Esau? is the name of my first album, actually.

Oh tell me it ain't SO pretty lady! Not CATHOLICISM! that's the worst of all the isms, trust. Come be a bad Jew with me, we can carry things on Sundays and have a RIGHT giggle about it.

Now see that sounds interesting, I'm all agog now, but I have to take my little girl to tea, so I will have to get it out of you later x

Yes. I said 'to tea'. Don't you DARE judge me.

[deadlyanthrax]

I'm just picturing all of the patriarchs as rosy cheeked cockney ragamuffins now. I think that there's a musical in this idea....

Seriously, his kids weren't Israelites because their uncle was a bit of a shit and did a number on them? WTF?

I know, I know. I've left it all behind me now (now that I ever took it all that seriously). I'd take a dump on the Pope without guilt these days. Particularly this current pope.

I'll tell you another time. Have a good time at tea :P

[deadlyanthrax]

Also: cannibalism HAH!

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SHUSH if Tim gets any idea that there's any possibility that I can get dragged into writing a musical then he will be all over it like a rash.

As we say in the old country- build a bridge etc etc.

I... I don't even know what to say to that.

Tell me now. And shut up- I'm a father; your little girl wants to go to tea you TAKE her to tea. If she wanted to go pony riding I'd take her to that as well. Luckily though, for me, she is not a twat.

Cannibalism I can forgive.

Also; I just had to go drop off said little girl at kings cross and I'm sad, I DEMAND some sort of loving attention from you. Seeing as you are my ~*~*~FRIEND~*~*~ now.

[deadlyanthrax]

Oh alright. I thought that the dolls and so on were pretty cool, but didn't seriously believe in any of it. Just read Crowley (the misogynistic wanker, selfish, vain, hateful bastard) and made Voodoo dolls without meaning any of it . Then one of the dolls fell of the dresser and the bloke down the road who'd naffed me off when I was making it slipped and broke his ankle on a patch of ice. I know it's stupid and self centred to think that it was all my doing, but I got very freaked out by it all. I moved all the dolls to a safe place and I still collect my nail trimmings and snips of hair to burn so that no one can make a doll of me.

I'm good at loving affection, what did you have in mind?

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Wicked bad little voodoo priestess. Sexiness just trebled. Meow.

Want to come and help me shift a fuck load of chalk? I'm in the mood for a binge. Failing that some sort of alcohol induced comma.

[deadlyanthrax]

I was bricking myself more than anything. Not that sexy.

I don't do chalk, just pills at parties sometimes and not even that all that often, to be honest. I don't think that you really want to do that anyway. I'll go over and watch a film with you or something if you like. I can bring gin?

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Pills pills pills. Sick of pills.

AH HAHA night in with a movie and gin... haha. Ok then. Gosh golly how good of me. Tim's at some stupid model thing where they meet up and say "omg I'm so fat and ugly" so people will tell them no no, you're not at ALL. He's not like that thank God but some of his incredibly rich and beautiful friends have "real" "issues" don't cha know? Are you being serious? Fuck me, that's very unusual. Willing to give it a shot though.

What would we EVEN watch? Bridget Jones? I don't have movies like that... I'm panicking now, you'll see all my art house wanky french films and judge me.

[deadlyanthrax]

Sounds like fun. And just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I like chick flicks :P

...

Do you have Amelie?

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Hmm. Maybe? Yes. Probably. Doesn't everyone?

Ha. This is really happening isn't it? In on a friday night... My God.

I'll PM you my address then little lady. Get a taxi I'll pay it at the other end.

Gin gin gin. I also have various plonk at mine, and some nice expensive wine I can possibly be persuaded to part with if we're watching film noir. OR maybe even if we watch my RIDICULOUSLY large collection of carry on and/or beatles films.

[deadlyanthrax]

Yeah, but staying in with me is heaps cooler than going out. Or something.

Carry on and/or Beatles films? Be still my beating heart :D

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Oh really? Will I have to write an article about it, kitten?

Ah haha. We'll have a good night x

[deadlyanthrax]

You should. There's usually a six month waiting list before people can hang out with me.

(Haha, I'm actually writing this sitting next to you, that is not as cool as I have been making myself out to be XD)