Comments | journal_etc: THINGS THAT ARE NOT FAIR ABOUT THE WORLD NUMBERS 67 TO 73;

journal_etc

THINGS THAT ARE NOT FAIR ABOUT THE WORLD NUMBERS 67 TO 73;

Apr 12, 2009 00:52

67) No matter how much diet coke you drink you aint gonna get any skinnier, piggy.

68) You can be the loveliest most thoughtful person in the world but if you have a face like a Dalmatians arse then you are doomed forever to live alone.

69) Boxes of cereal don’t always have a toy in them.

70) I’ll never get to be a ninja.

71) Ducks shouldn’t scare ( Read more... )

timothy boyd is a bit of a fox

Comments 42

keepitfoolish April 12 2009, 00:28:18 UTC

so this is why you've disappeared off the face of the earth!

strawberry milky ways were never that great anyway

i'm glad you're so... chuffed with everything. very glad!

journal_etc April 12 2009, 00:34:41 UTC

GLAD!

Glad is on of my favorite words, you earned a cookie.

But the comment about Milky way Strawberry is uncalled for.

I've been in office! So has he, shows how much attention you give me, Nedling.

keepitfoolish April 12 2009, 00:35:43 UTC

i know you've been in office!
i'm not stupid
just unavailable out of hours, dear

true about the milky ways. they're all shit.

journal_etc April 12 2009, 00:40:07 UTC

TAKE THAT BACK.

I'm always unavailable out of hours, I'm a very popular man.

Are you needing some Yeah? time? Do you miss me Nedward? Do you want a cuddle?

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deadlyanthrax April 12 2009, 00:29:10 UTC

Ooh, a pretty man that makes stubble work. A rarity these days. Your boyfriend is cute too ;)

journal_etc April 12 2009, 00:37:17 UTC

Meow sex kitty- watch yourself.

He has to be cute or no one would love him. I mean hire him. For modeling. Hmmm.

deadlyanthrax April 12 2009, 00:40:28 UTC

I'll try not to curl into your lap and purr then, seeing as you're all coupled up and such. I'll just have to find someone else to cuddle me.

journal_etc April 12 2009, 00:56:37 UTC

Oh, you!

Don't say coupled up it gives me hives.

keepitfoolish April 12 2009, 00:29:20 UTC

oh and ducks are alright yeah
it's geese you have to watch out for! stupid to be scared of ducks when the great peril of geese is everpresent

deadlyanthrax April 12 2009, 00:33:02 UTC

I beg to differ. Boy ducks anyway, drakes, they are proper bastards. They gang rape the lady duck (who will sometimes drown) and then steal her food when she's pregnant with the eggs. That's why I only feed the lady ducks.

keepitfoolish April 12 2009, 00:33:42 UTC

all i can think is 'drake and josh'
and i'm laughing

deadlyanthrax April 12 2009, 00:34:58 UTC

Laughing at ducky gang rape? For shame. :P

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prinklebrick April 12 2009, 00:53:41 UTC

Haha, you smug fucker.

What are you like, with that pink shirt? You shouldn't be allowed to breathe, let alone pull.

journal_etc April 12 2009, 00:57:53 UTC

Iz ironic, init? DUH.

prinklebrick April 12 2009, 01:14:01 UTC

Not so much ironic as ... no, actually ironic fits the bill.

journal_etc April 12 2009, 01:24:14 UTC

Not so much ironic as iconic.

Dan, Tim wants to go OUT. What is WRONG with him? Its half two.

If I go I will be the smallest person at the party. It's his Model mates. Too much perfection, I'l go blind from all the bleached smiles.

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inthereeperbahn April 12 2009, 05:27:43 UTC

thats like stupid unfair amounts of pretty in that 1 single person

good job! glad your happy XD

journal_etc April 12 2009, 05:42:37 UTC

Isn't it though? You should see him sleeping, it HURTS to look at. As a man who is almost constantly surrounded by models for one shoot or another it takes a lot to make me stop in my tracks and he does that. He fucking KNOWS he's pretty though.

Happy? No no, smug, and slightly less grumpy. SLIGHTLY less.

Honest.