THINGS THAT ARE NOT FAIR ABOUT THE WORLD NUMBERS 67 TO 73;
67) No matter how much diet coke you drink you aint gonna get any skinnier, piggy.
68) You can be the loveliest most thoughtful person in the world but if you have a face like a Dalmatians arse then you are doomed forever to live alone.
69) Boxes of cereal don’t always have a toy in them.
70) I’ll never get to be a ninja.
71) Ducks shouldn’t scare anyone but they scare iz so she hates parks :(
72) They stopped making strawberry Milky Ways.
73) This bastarding man here
(please note the smugness of the hand holding the bottle, the eye brow quirk of evil, the pink shirt of ignorance and the shorts of deistain)
Can pull this beautiful man here;
(on the roofterrace of pigeon fame. He looks hacked off because a) “OMG JO! I don’t EVEN have powder on, FUCK OFF” or cause b)I’m not doing an arty pretencious shot and he’s not used to it.)
AHHHHH I love inequality. So so so so much.
Blissful happy smug smirk of self-satisfied wankery firmly in place, danke.
So. How is everyone that’s not on the cloud? Bitter? Good good.
Jonattttttton oui?