THINGS THAT ARE NOT FAIR ABOUT THE WORLD NUMBERS 67 TO 73;

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67) No matter how much diet coke you drink you aint gonna get any skinnier, piggy.

68) You can be the loveliest most thoughtful person in the world but if you have a face like a Dalmatians arse then you are doomed forever to live alone.

69) Boxes of cereal don’t always have a toy in them.

70) I’ll never get to be a ninja.

71) Ducks shouldn’t scare

Comments

[keepitfoolish]

oh and ducks are alright yeah
it's geese you have to watch out for! stupid to be scared of ducks when the great peril of geese is everpresent

[deadlyanthrax]

I beg to differ. Boy ducks anyway, drakes, they are proper bastards. They gang rape the lady duck (who will sometimes drown) and then steal her food when she's pregnant with the eggs. That's why I only feed the lady ducks.

[keepitfoolish]

all i can think is 'drake and josh'
and i'm laughing

[deadlyanthrax]

Laughing at ducky gang rape? For shame. :P

[keepitfoolish]

complete misandrist, you are.

i've met loads of nice bloke ducks!

[deadlyanthrax]

I'm sure they were perfectly lovely rapists and thieves.

What social circles do you move in that permit fowl?

[keepitfoolish]

friendly, welcoming ones, i would never judge a book by its cover