tetris
Katamari Damacy
eye spy books! Go to the store and find a wheres waldo book.
Wii yoga
World of goo
bejeweled, and more...

If in my heart, I know, ...

I can promise I dont have the biggest balls in the room. What do I do now?

fuck me

Dont take a walk in my shoes...

I do I do. Trust me. I do.

I like to fart out my mouth.

"You can never tell anyone what your really thinking, I can tell you because you dont give a shit. But if I call them and say, "there is gonna be heavy winds, they could blow the cover off that boat" ill have them calling me with concern everytime they feel the slightest gust of wind."

This is why. This.

Edit/Addition...

I forgot to mention. Its my ( Read more... )

FYI: If your black, mexican, lesbian, or butch dike, no offense to any of you. These words just make a story all the better to read.
Sorry(not really though)

Non-fictional for all those wondering. Yes, this really happened

'Starwood Brawls' pt.1 Starring NIGGERS and BUTCH DIKES!

*keep in mind, these people ALL work at starwood*

So my cousin Tom and I ( Read more... )

My new journal, and this is my first entry.

Ill update later, right now I have to shower, then im off to Writes Chicken Farm with my crazy family, and my amazing girlfriend.