'Starwood Brawls'

Nov 15, 2008 21:25

FYI: If your black, mexican, lesbian, or butch dike, no offense to any of you. These words just make a story all the better to read.
Sorry(not really though)

Non-fictional for all those wondering. Yes, this really happened

'Starwood Brawls' pt.1 Starring NIGGERS and BUTCH DIKES!

*keep in mind, these people ALL work at starwood*

So my cousin Tom and I went to burger king around 12am tonight, and i had to stop as cvs to get some cash back. There were a bunch of girls arguing outside startwood. A fight was about to go down, and one nigger yells, "shits about to pop off", another nigga, "bitch, fuck, slut(she just threw around a bunch of words, i was still laughing at the "shits about to pop off" dike nigger so i didnt catch it.

They continue arguing, i walk into cvs to get some cash back, walk out, still arguing...

There is a mexican guy outside his car, watching with my cousin and I, he turns to us and says "is this bitch going to hit her already, we aren't standing here for nothin."

So the first nigger who yelled out, shits about to pop off, later yelled across the parking lot, to the other niggers(who were also butch dikes({literally}), "I sWeA to FucKin G0d, iF 0nE 0f y0u bItchEs eVa mesS wIt mi GuRl aGin(this is getting annoying, but you get the idea, nigger talk)ima find out wea you sleep, and kill all yall in ya fuckin sleep" quote unquote. yes, she used sleep twice, just like that.

This is when i really started laughing, and added my two cents. I yelled out to the nigger outside starwood "Hey! I might be talkin crazy here, but i BET they WORK at STARWOOD!!!!!" she didnt say anything, my cousin tom drove me by and i moond them.

...then we drove off, nothing happened. This is fall river though, so you probably already guessed that after reading the title.
Starwood BRAWLS

Addtional information: I plan on applying there tomorrow, so if i get the job they may recognize me, i was a distance away when i yelled, but they might-a seen me when i walked into cvs, or walked out?. If so, ill just walk into my, SOON to be job, ass first.

p.s anyone who talks online, using up and down letters like the 'nigger talk' written above/up. YOUR FUCKING GAY.

Ill post another one as soon as I have one...
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