So I'm walking up to my friend's house on Portland when this guy pops out from behind a car. He says "gimme your wallet, and don't look at me". I'm about to be like "No, douchebag" but then I notice that he has a pistol in his hand so I think oh ok, I guess it's serious time, dammit. I say arright and give him my wallet, and he tells me to give him
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